Tux of Borg Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6225301.stm Stuck woman traps SA cave group An overweight woman who got stuck in a South African cave trapped 22 fellow tourists for more than 10 hours and had to be prised free with liquid paraffin. The woman became trapped in the Tunnel of Love obstacle in the Cango Caves on New Year's Day. The caves' manager said the woman had been warned she might not be suitable but she insisted on trying. One of those trapped was a diabetic who had to be brought insulin. The woman and the other tourists were unhurt. The rescue operation involved several ambulance teams and a helicopter. Hein Gerstner, manager of Cango Caves, told the BBC it was an "expensive exercise" that could cost 40,000 rand ($5,700). "We don't know yet who will foot the bill," he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 This reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer got stuck in the slide at Krusty's waterslides. This is a sign that it's time to hit the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 F@#cking pig. It's the tunnel of love, not tunnel of grub. Know your limitations and act accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 They should hang a notice for public safety... No fat chicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Wow, 10 hours? Did they have to give her a chocolate IV to keep her upright? Here's an instance where I would love to see a frivolous lawsuit against Fattie McButterpants by the other 22 people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Hey...eryn...we got a fat lady stuck in the cave. Take this can of liquid parafin and go down there in a dank wet place with this sweaty foul breathed woman and rub it all over her body. Make sure you lubricate the crevices and wrinkles and then put your arms around her and yank with all your might. Eryn..."Geez...does it get any better than this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 It's too bad she couldn't have been stuck long enough for a bunch of celebrities to get together and perform a song on her behalf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 It's too bad she couldn't have been stuck long enough for a bunch of celebrities to get together and perform a song on her behalf. We are the whales We are the chubby ones We are the ones who make a brighter day So let's start eatin There's a choice we're making We're wasting our own lives It's true we'll make a better fondue Just you and me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Ironically her name was "Winnie".....as in "Winnie the Pooh".....oh bother.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Link with photo of the woman back at her hotel after being released... possibly nsfw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Link with photo of the woman back at her hotel after being released... possibly nsfw I don't know which is more frightening, that picture, or the fact that you knew right where to find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Oh, you terrible people, you! Don't you understand that she is "oppressed", and "discriminated against". You people are all propagating this "culture of hate"; and need to attend "sensitivity training". Can't we all just drink our "lattes" and eat our "three bean salads" and sing songs by the campfire? Koom-by-yah...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Link with photo of the woman back at her hotel after being released... possibly nsfw GREAT! Looks like Kirstie Alley is sticking to her New Years resolution. Judging by this photo, she's dropped a few. Good for her!! She looks good as a blonde, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molson_golden2002 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Think of all the cows were spared with just that brief 10 hour interruption... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 So I see Rosie was vacationing in Africa this Holiday season I love it when people are warned about something and they do it anyway because they think they can do it. They warned her that she may be too large, and even though it was proven true, she still had to try. Just be glad it was in Africa and not the US, there would be a lawsuit filed right now against the place for discriminating against the thinnly challenged americans and for implying she was fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 So I see Rosie was vacationing in Africa this Holiday season I love it when people are warned about something and they do it anyway because they think they can do it. They warned her that she may be too large, and even though it was proven true, she still had to try. Just be glad it was in Africa and not the US, there would be a lawsuit filed right now against the place for discriminating against the thinnly challenged americans and for implying she was fat She'd sue to have the cave widen, and they would have to start using those signs like at the amusement parks for height, instead these would be to check your width. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Link with photo of the woman back at her hotel after being released... possibly nsfw Oh great, now I need some acid for my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Ironically her name was "Winnie".....as in "Winnie the Pooh".....oh bother.... That's priceless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneonta Buffalo Fan Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 This reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer got stuck in the slide at Krusty's waterslides. This is a sign that it's time to hit the gym. That was a great episiode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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