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Had a god-awful flight to tennessee from detroit on NWA. Weather was extremely choppy and a kid about 21 shows up on crutches and sits next to me. As the plane gets going he grabs the barf bag and fills it. I give him mine and later get him a third. He's like real embarassed, explains he's going to tenn. from denver to plan his wedding. I tell him not to worry about it, that when I was his age I was flying over the ho chi minh trail in monsoons with flak all around and a fire in the plane, the plane dropping and buffetting around like there was no tomorrow.

 

"Did you throw up too?" the kid asked.

 

"Nah" I told him. "I would have but I was too busy shitting my pants."

 

He insisted I meet his fiance and her family and made me repeat the story.

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nice story and way to be neighborly and freindly!

:)

 

Had a god-awful flight to tennessee from detroit on NWA. Weather was extremely choppy and a kid about 21 shows up on crutches and sits next to me. As the plane gets going he grabs the barf bag and fills it. I give him mine and later get him a third. He's like real embarassed, explains he's going to tenn. from denver to plan his wedding. I tell him not to worry about it, that when I was his age I was flying over the ho chi minh trail in monsoons with flak all around and a fire in the plane, the plane dropping and buffetting around like there was no tomorrow.

 

"Did you throw up too?" the kid asked.

 

"Nah" I told him. "I would have but I was too busy shitting my pants."

 

He insisted I meet his fiance and her family and made me repeat the story.

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Had a god-awful flight to tennessee from detroit on NWA. Weather was extremely choppy and a kid about 21 shows up on crutches and sits next to me. As the plane gets going he grabs the barf bag and fills it. I give him mine and later get him a third. He's like real embarassed, explains he's going to tenn. from denver to plan his wedding. I tell him not to worry about it, that when I was his age I was flying over the ho chi minh trail in monsoons with flak all around and a fire in the plane, the plane dropping and buffetting around like there was no tomorrow.

 

"Did you throw up too?" the kid asked.

 

"Nah" I told him. "I would have but I was too busy shitting my pants."

 

He insisted I meet his fiance and her family and made me repeat the story.

do you still have the pants ??

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Had a god-awful flight to tennessee from detroit on NWA. Weather was extremely choppy and a kid about 21 shows up on crutches and sits next to me. As the plane gets going he grabs the barf bag and fills it. I give him mine and later get him a third. He's like real embarassed, explains he's going to tenn. from denver to plan his wedding. I tell him not to worry about it, that when I was his age I was flying over the ho chi minh trail in monsoons with flak all around and a fire in the plane, the plane dropping and buffetting around like there was no tomorrow.

 

"Did you throw up too?" the kid asked.

 

"Nah" I told him. "I would have but I was too busy shitting my pants."

 

He insisted I meet his fiance and her family and made me repeat the story.

YIKES! That didn't give him any ideas, did it?

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Had a god-awful flight to tennessee from detroit on NWA.

Wrong. Any flight from Detroit is a Great one. No matter what the circumstances! :D

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