Tux of Borg Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 How do you tell the wife that she has gained weight? Fortunately, us single guys don't have to worry about it until later in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Acantha Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 How do you tell the wife that she has gained weight? Fortunately, us single guys don't have to worry about it until later in life. You don't. She already knows. Telling her you think she needs to lose weight? Doesn't matter how you do it, it'll be bad no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 How do you tell the wife that she has gained weight? Fortunately, us single guys don't have to worry about it until later in life. For Valentines, get her a membership at a health club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFootball29 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 For Valentines, get her a membership at a health club. Best...Idea...Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 You don't. She already knows. Telling her you think she needs to lose weight? Doesn't matter how you do it, it'll be bad no matter what. Yep, he's right. We already know when we are fat...don't need to tell us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Best...Idea...Ever I know. It worked when I was dating Nicole Ritchie. I sat down with her and told her to lose a few pounds. Worked wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 depends on whether or not you want to remain married...like lana said, she knows already and doesnt really need anyone pointing it out, best thing to do is be subtle and supportive...but what the hell do i know, i am becoming single..... How do you tell the wife that she has gained weight? Fortunately, us single guys don't have to worry about it until later in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikie2times Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 How do you tell the wife that she has gained weight? Fortunately, us single guys don't have to worry about it until later in life. Only one way to pull of such a daring maneuver. Start talking about wanting to work out. Make it sound like you want to do it for yourself not her. Make sure she never suspects your real intentions. Eventually suggest that you should workout together (atleast at the same time). It won't make her feel so alienated and if she's like most women she will be happy to share another activity with her man. After a few months the added self esteem should be enough for her to want to do it herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 For Valentines, get her a membership at a health club. Why do you need to wait until Valintines day? Just get her one as a "just because" gift. We like surprises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Only one way to pull of such a daring maneuver. Start talking about wanting to work out. Make it sound like you want to do it for yourself not her. Make sure she never suspects your real intentions. Eventually suggest that you should workout together (atleast at the same time). It won't make her feel so alienated and if she's like most women she will be happy to share another activity with her man. After a few months the added self esteem should be enough for her to want to do it herself. Yeah, that will work all the way up to the point where you suggest you should work out together...then your screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Why do you need to wait until Valintines day? Just get her one as a "just because" gift. We like surprises. Well usually you give a chick chocolates on Valentines day. Actually, I just thought of something. Give her a box of chocolates, and put a note saying, "if you want chocolates next year, get your fat ass on a treadmill." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 How do you tell the wife that she has gained weight? Fortunately, us single guys don't have to worry about it until later in life. You should just be honest and tell her - she will appreciate your constructive criticism especially if you volunteer to help her. (I will now check the Myrtel Beach newspapers everyday for a report about a humorous murder involving a severed penis.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 I'm honest with my wife and she's honest with me. 16 years, and unlike most people our age we're actually happy to be with each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 For Valentines, get her a membership at a health club. A membership for both of you would provide even more air cover... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HtownBillsFan Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Get a marker, circle the fat spots, and then duck and cover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 For Valentines, get her a membership at a health club. You're sort of on the right track. Sign-up BOTH of you for a healthclub tomorrow (i.e. not on any special day), start going regularly, and try to take her with you. If she sees you doing it, even if you don't need it (that much), she'll be more likely to do it herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 You're sort of on the right track. Sign-up BOTH of you for a healthclub tomorrow (i.e. not on any special day), start going regularly, and try to take her with you. If she sees you doing it, even if you don't need it (that much), she'll be more likely to do it herself. I didn't know my advice was helpful. I was just joking around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 I didn't know my advice was helpful. I was just joking around. "Many a true word has been said in jest." And that's how I approached it, even though I was doing it for myself just as much as my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 How do you tell the wife that she has gained weight? You don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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