Thank you, Steven Jackson

[Lori]

From our league newsletter:

Two trophies eh-hum, “earned”; one to claim.

1) It’s a dynasty. Break them up. Make them pay a luxury tax. That’s right; the Bedlam stayed in Bogota; while the champ raised her arms in victory, doing the Ali rap. Final: TKO 85 Bedlam in Bogotá 52

Betcha can't guess who owns team TKO. Here's a hint: last year's team name was Area 51. This week's win was secured not just by Jackson's sweet touchdown catch-and-run, but by the immortal Losman-to-Evans combo. And the 30-inch-tall trophy sitting atop the big-screen TV stays here for another year. Life is good...

 

ADD: updated for week 17.

<insert evil laugh here>

2) It only counts as one knock out; but this was brutal. Okay; you can have the other trophy too. Final: TKO 123 Meddlesome Men Of Mettle 55

And so, the points trophy will be coming home to join the SB trophy. Oh, and my franchise fee is paid up for... lemme think, about the next six seasons. I'll be buying the first round at the next pre-TBDGate at Danny's, kids...