Man arrested for...

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...flatulence.

[DevilsAlum]

Is that considered cruel and unusual punishment?

[Guffalo]

...flatulence.

Well, based on the setting of the story, I would assume Tossy or Prisoner would have some input.....

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I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries