big mike post

[Corp000085]

mike williams, aka big mike, aka BM, aka bowel movement, is hopefully getting some off field direction by his teammates... In the form of, get your butt into shape and your head into the game, or you're history. If BM shows slight to moderate improvement against the dolts, i see this as a moderate to giant step in the right direction. Assuming that BM had his head up his butt all offseason, a slight improvement against the dolts means huge work in the training room. I want the bills to run the ball behind BM for as long as he's in there. I'd like to see DB roll out in BM's direction for some passes. Hopefully BM won't play like a BM by the end of september, and hopefully won't run out of gas by december.

 

This could go another way too. he could continue to be a fat slob and be outta here by the end of the season too.

[ajzepp]

mike williams, aka big mike, aka BM, aka bowel movement, is hopefully getting some off field direction by his teammates...  In the form of, get your butt into shape and your head into the game, or you're history.  If BM shows slight to moderate improvement against the dolts, i see this as a moderate to giant step in the right direction.  Assuming that BM had his head up his butt all offseason, a slight improvement against the dolts means huge work in the training room.  I want the bills to run the ball behind BM for as long as he's in there.  I'd like to see DB roll out in BM's direction for some passes.  Hopefully BM won't play like a BM by the end of september, and hopefully won't run out of gas by december. 

 

This could go another way too.  he could continue to be a fat slob and be outta here by the end of the season too.

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Excellent points.....in fact, SOMETIMES when you have a BM it's because something (you ate) went right through you. I cannot help but to think of some of the various pass rushers around the league in a similar way, going right through MW on the way to Drew (whom I suppose would naturally represent the toilet in this scenario). In addition, using the 'BM' moniker for MW could also serve as a euphemism for him "stinking", with each game possibly representing a given stint on the throne (that is to say, sometimes he stinks more than other times). Either way, your post was brilliant in the sense that referring to MW as BM has seemingly endless pertinence.

[Amstel]

Sick Bastards. I just hope the guy comes to play and gets his head on straight.

[Guest BADOL]

mike williams, aka big mike, aka BM, aka bowel movement, is hopefully getting some off field direction by his teammates...  In the form of, get your butt into shape and your head into the game, or you're history.  If BM shows slight to moderate improvement against the dolts, i see this as a moderate to giant step in the right direction.  Assuming that BM had his head up his butt all offseason, a slight improvement against the dolts means huge work in the training room.  I want the bills to run the ball behind BM for as long as he's in there.  I'd like to see DB roll out in BM's direction for some passes.  Hopefully BM won't play like a BM by the end of september, and hopefully won't run out of gas by december. 

 

This could go another way too.  he could continue to be a fat slob and be outta here by the end of the season too.

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It's a lost year for Big Mike. He will not be able to condition himself, play at a high level and avoid injury all at the same time. He's got an arch problem already. I've heard of obese folks ruining their feet by walking around barefoot all the time. Why is it I have not problem envisioning this young millionaire not putting on a pair of shoes for 7 months straight and then wondering why his shoes don't fit anymore? He doesn't get it and even if it clicks in, it's too late for this year already.

[clayboy54]

Great to see you here, Badol. I miss your outstanding posts. Please come around more often.

 

Big Mike's feet notwithstanding, I agree we may need to write him off for this year and look elsewhere to fill the spot. He looks like he is in the same class as Esposito on the line. Not only is he not NFL starter material, if he was a rookie, he's be subject to being cut, IMO.