aussiew Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to all my friends , but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney, and, on his advice, I wish to say the following: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that it is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Oh damn....Merry Christmas everyone! ps. I would have tried for the FG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Sounds like a typical lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 off to bed so that santa can come . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Thank you for providing my Christmas card content for next year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 off to bed so that santa can come . 877444[/snapback] Who me?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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