Swift Sylvan Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Doesn't mention the bills, but I thought it was pretty funny regardless http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/061218 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 That was absolutely hilarious. I loved the rip on Strahan/Jared Subway commercial! Plus, the parody on Peter King's idiotic column was very funny and very clever ("Things I thought I thought while spitting on a Starbucks barista for messing up my order."). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 4. Cincinnati Bengals: DefenseCincinnati's defense has been better in recent weeks, but there still is plenty of room for improvement. What they need to do is toughen up and make sure no one gets behind them. Those are also good rules of thumb for the Bengals when they go to prison. Archie needs to make the NFL adopt an in-the-area rule like baseball has for the second base bag in turning double plays. Just think how much more accurate Eli would be if all he had to do was put the ball within three feet of his receiver for it to count as a completion. That would put his completion percentage way up near 61 or 62 percent. :rolleyes: <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 6. The new Subway commercials with Michael Strahan and Jared are bizarre. The two yell "More meat!" and "Less fat!" back and forth at each other and then break into disturbingly sincere giggles. I'd like to see earlier takes of the commercial, though, from before the two developed their chemistry. I bet in the first run-through Jared yelled "Less fat!" and Strahan yelled back: "Say that to my face! Look a man in the eye before you disparage his sub. Come on. You have something to say about the nutritional value of your sandwich, then step up and say it to me like a man." Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 The next few days will tell us if Joey Porter learned anything last week over the whole Kellen Winslow/homosexual slur incident. This Sunday he spent an entire day around the Carolina Panthers' cheerleaders and, unfortunately, I won't be surprised if it comes out that he had a few choice words for them. Hopefully, though, he just referred to them as "bicurious" or simply "beautiful, wonderful lesbians" and avoided any slurs. Carolina Cheerleaders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Jim Mora: "I was just kidding with my game plan for the Cowboys" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Sylvan Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 Headlines … Vince Young fails to deliver any late-game heroics versus Jaguars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinceyoungfan Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Headlines … Vince Young fails to deliver any late-game heroics versus Jaguars 871388[/snapback] He didn't have to deliver any late-game heroics in that game. The D delivered instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Sylvan Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 He didn't have to deliver any late-game heroics in that game. The D delivered instead 871394[/snapback] I think it would be funny if you guys sent their offense players christmas gifts for giving you such a nice victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Doesn't mention the bills, but I thought it was pretty funny regardless http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/061218 871342[/snapback] LOL---very clever stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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