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Woman Gets 11 Years for Cooking Boyfriend and Feeding Him to Guests

 

A court in the Russian internal republic of Bashkortostan has passed an 11-year sentence to a woman who killed her boyfriend with an axe and then cooked him in a variety of dishes which she fed to her guests at a New Year party.

 

The Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports that the incident took place in the small town of Sterlitamak. The 44-year old woman suspected her boyfriend, who was younger than her, of unfaithfulness and in a heated row grabbed an axe and hacked him to death.

 

Then, the woman flayed and dismembered the body. She threw away the head and used the rest to cook a New Year dinner. She minced some meat and used in meatballs and dumplings and also made jellied meat with hands and feet — she later bartered that dish for liquor with neighbors.

 

When the guests arrived, the woman treated them to everything she cooked — meatballs, dumplings, soup and liver sausage. The people did not know they were eating human flesh, only one guest noticed that the meat was unusually sweet, but he was told that this was because it was very fresh.

 

When the party was coming to an end, one of the guests looked into the fridge and found a severed human hand there. He called the police and the murderer confessed during the first questioning.

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Woman Gets 11 Years for Cooking Boyfriend and Feeding Him to Guests

 

A court in the Russian internal republic of Bashkortostan has passed an 11-year sentence to a woman who killed her boyfriend with an axe and then cooked him in a variety of dishes which she fed to her guests at a New Year party.

 

The Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports that the incident took place in the small town of Sterlitamak. The 44-year old woman suspected her boyfriend, who was younger than her, of unfaithfulness and in a heated row grabbed an axe and hacked him to death.

 

Then, the woman flayed and dismembered the body. She threw away the head and used the rest to cook a New Year dinner. She minced some meat and used in meatballs and dumplings and also made jellied meat with hands and feet — she later bartered that dish for liquor with neighbors.

 

When the guests arrived, the woman treated them to everything she cooked — meatballs, dumplings, soup and liver sausage. The people did not know they were eating human flesh, only one guest noticed that the meat was unusually sweet, but he was told that this was because it was very fresh.

 

When the party was coming to an end, one of the guests looked into the fridge and found a severed human hand there. He called the police and the murderer confessed during the first questioning.

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Was she saving the hand for finger food? :oops:

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KzooMike was lamenting in another thread how women don't cook anymore.  Here's your girl, and she's single now!

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And because of the lenient justice system, she'll be doing the exact same to her future spouse in 11 years time, 6 years if good behavior.

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hopefully she soaked the "boyfriend" in milk overnite to get rid of the gaminess

 

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Woman Gets 11 Years for Cooking Boyfriend and Feeding Him to Guests

 

A court in the Russian internal republic of Bashkortostan has passed an 11-year sentence to a woman who killed her boyfriend with an axe and then cooked him in a variety of dishes which she fed to her guests at a New Year party.

 

The Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports that the incident took place in the small town of Sterlitamak. The 44-year old woman suspected her boyfriend, who was younger than her, of unfaithfulness and in a heated row grabbed an axe and hacked him to death.

 

Then, the woman flayed and dismembered the body. She threw away the head and used the rest to cook a New Year dinner. She minced some meat and used in meatballs and dumplings and also made jellied meat with hands and feet — she later bartered that dish for liquor with neighbors.

 

When the guests arrived, the woman treated them to everything she cooked — meatballs, dumplings, soup and liver sausage. The people did not know they were eating human flesh, only one guest noticed that the meat was unusually sweet, but he was told that this was because it was very fresh.

 

When the party was coming to an end, one of the guests looked into the fridge and found a severed human hand there. He called the police and the murderer confessed during the first questioning.

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My Webpage

 

Woman Gets 11 Years for Cooking Boyfriend and Feeding Him to Guests

 

A court in the Russian internal republic of Bashkortostan has passed an 11-year sentence to a woman who killed her boyfriend with an axe and then cooked him in a variety of dishes which she fed to her guests at a New Year party.

 

The Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports that the incident took place in the small town of Sterlitamak. The 44-year old woman suspected her boyfriend, who was younger than her, of unfaithfulness and in a heated row grabbed an axe and hacked him to death.

 

Then, the woman flayed and dismembered the body. She threw away the head and used the rest to cook a New Year dinner. She minced some meat and used in meatballs and dumplings and also made jellied meat with hands and feet — she later bartered that dish for liquor with neighbors.

 

When the guests arrived, the woman treated them to everything she cooked — meatballs, dumplings, soup and liver sausage. The people did not know they were eating human flesh, only one guest noticed that the meat was unusually sweet, but he was told that this was because it was very fresh.

 

When the party was coming to an end, one of the guests looked into the fridge and found a severed human hand there. He called the police and the murderer confessed during the first questioning.

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There's a problem with what she did? Man you kill a cow, it's chateaubriand you kill your husband it's murder. :oops:

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There's a problem with what she did? Man you kill a cow, it's chateaubriand you kill your husband it's murder

 

I agree. Sometimes there's not much of a difference between a cranky old bull and a husband....

 

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Ok...please don't bother with the cow jokes... B-)

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I agree.  Sometimes there's not much of a difference between a cranky old bull and a husband....

 

:ph34r:

 

Ok...please don't bother with the cow jokes... B-)

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Now that joke was udderly stupid. :D

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Well...it was a very good stew...

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1,2 what's in the stew, 3, 4 no one's really sure, 5,6 what's in the mix, 7, 8 this stuff tastes ....

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1,2 what's in the stew, 3, 4 no one's really sure, 5,6 what's in the mix, 7, 8 this stuff tastes ....

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Our chant at the CIA: Mirepoix, mirepoix, roux roux roux, slice 'em up, dice 'em up, throw 'em in the stew. :ph34r:

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