tennesseeboy Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 role model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 85 pounds Wonder if this gives her street cred? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 We'll probably see her selling her new diet product...Nutra-Crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 only 85 pounds Holy Shiznit, having sex with her would be like having sex w/ a skeleton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 85 lbs =spinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 at 85 lbs dust is all she's been biting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 I hope the arresting officers wore full-body protection when they touched her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 I hope the arresting officers wore full-body protection when they touched her... 864078[/snapback] why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 why? 864081[/snapback] I think that perhaps lurker is intimating that she is a skank and therefore may have a communicable disease(s) that will require the arresting officers to be careful so as to not exchange body fluids with said skank. Course that's just me reading into his statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 why? 864081[/snapback] From the National Wildlife Foundation: The ANOREXIC SOCIALITE FLOOZY General Precautions: Keep in mind that the Anorexic Socialite Floozy wants to avoid you as much as you want to avoid her. Know that twilight, night and dawn are when they are most likely to be active, although encounters can occur at any time. Be especially cautious if the Anorexic Socialite Floozy is encountered far from its natural habitat of fancy exclusive nightclubs and private mansions--this will increase the likelihood of a Floozy attack. One should never, under any circumstances, try to feed the Anorexic Socialite Floozy. The sight of food will cause the specimen to become very unpredictable and possibly violent. If the Anorexic Socialite Floozy feels threatened, she will become aggressive. Back away from the animal slowly and carefully. If you antagonize the Anorexic Socialite Floozy, she will attack by attempting to perform fellatio, thereby spreading her dreaded herpes virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i'd do her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 why? 864081[/snapback] Drugs can prevent people from feeling pain, giving them the appearance of "superhuman strength" and making it hard to control. I remember a video I saw (can't find it now, sadly) where a guy with a broken arm on PCP was assaulting the officers by swinging his broken arm at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Where's the Lohan/Spears/Hilton posse to help get her back on the right track? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 only 85 pounds Holy Shiznit, having sex with her would be like having sex w/ a skeleton 864062[/snapback] Kinda adds a new dimension to the phrase "giving her the bone" doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 You're all a bunch of fags who apparently have 180+ pound wives. Is she too skinny? Absolutely... Would I do her? Without second thought. I'm so sick of this sh-- where girls who are too skinny are called skanks because they don't eat chicken fingers and fries every day, and know how to keep thin. I'm not saying I only like waif thin girls, but for chirst sakes, if any of you really think you would kick her out of your bed, you're lying to yourselves. Nicole Richie? The Olsen Twins? Bring em on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Bring em on! 866880[/snapback] Your prostate only has so many rounds in it. If you're gonna pull the trigger, better to make every shot count... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I heard on the radio yesterday that Nicole is very upset at the police. She said that she's worked very hard to get up to 95 pounds. One of her friends was also quoted as saying something along the lines of, "She's doing better than before. She's not doing heroine now." (I wish I were kidding...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 You're all a bunch of fags who apparently have 180+ pound wives. Is she too skinny? Absolutely... Would I do her? Without second thought. I'm so sick of this sh-- where girls who are too skinny are called skanks because they don't eat chicken fingers and fries every day, and know how to keep thin. I'm not saying I only like waif thin girls, but for chirst sakes, if any of you really think you would kick her out of your bed, you're lying to yourselves. Nicole Richie? The Olsen Twins? Bring em on! 866880[/snapback] I wouldn't kick her out of bed. Mostly because I'd never have her in there to begin with. It's about self-respect. Self-respect is sexy. Lack of it is not. Nicole Ritchie looks like she has no self-respect; she looks like she abuses herself badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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