What will your obituary say?

[GoodBye]

Find out what your obituary will say.

 

Here is mine.

 

"Awaiting trial for lewd behavior, Lana died a horrific death. Lana will be terribly missed by Darth Vader."

 

 

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[meazza]

Quietly in a modern art museum, Anthony died while muttering death threats to anyone who would listen.

 

Anthony will be terribly missed by Paris Hilton.

[Beerball]

Quietly indied a modern art museum John died with an infected toenail. John will be terribly missed by an easy bake oven.

 

How pathetic is that? I spend my last moments on earth in a museum with meazza. I would have preferred to share in Lana's lewdness.

[meazza]

Quietly indied a modern art museum John died with an infected toenail.  John will be terribly missed by an easy bake oven.

 

How pathetic is that?  I spend my last moments on earth in a museum with meazza.  I would have preferred to share in Lana's lewdness.

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I'll kill you

[Bungee Jumper]

Since I'm never on time for anything, I've left instructions in my will that my tombstone will say: "Here lies Tom. He's late."

[meazza]

Since I'm never on time for anything, I've left instructions in my will that my tombstone will say: "Here lies Tom.  He's late."

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What about your obituary.

[Bungee Jumper]

What about your obituary.

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"Tom's dead. Ref. his tombstone."

[meazza]

"Tom's dead.  Ref. his tombstone."

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Here lies a man who regressed towards the mean.

[UConn James]

Here lies a man who regressed towards the mean.

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Or did the mean regress toward him?

[meazza]

Or did the mean regress toward him?   

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I think Holcomb's Arm has another class to teach

[Fezmid]

Rampagingly (King Kong style), Fezmid died in the arms of his lover.

Fezmid will be terribly missed by Paris Hilton.

 

 

Can't wait to see LA's comments on his favorite "celebrity".

[Swift Sylvan]

Tearfully in a hot tub, Rory died with an infected toenail.

 

Rory will be terribly missed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[MartyBall4Buffalo]

Evilly skulking around the Neighborhood Robert died while muttering death threats to anyone who would listen.

 

 

Robert will be terribly missed by the shaddy guy who runs the toll booth.

 

 

good stuff

[BoondckCL]

Evilly skulling around the neighborhood, Connor died a hilarious death. Connor will be terribly missed by the cat.

[BuffaloBud]

Suddenly at mignight, BuffaloBud died with a small grimace. BuffaloBud will be terribly missed by a damp sponge nicknamed leaky.

 

[tennesseeboy]

FLIGHTSUIT...HALLIBURTON...NOSEPICKER

 

Died protesting the hundred years war.

Buried upside down in Crawford Texas so that the Bush family could kiss his ass.

Banned from the Nazi Board Cemetery.

[Cugalabanza]

Internet superstar gringo starr passed away yesterday when he was suddenly defenestrated during a botched auto-erotic self-asphyxiation episode. He is survived by a bunch of hot-heads on some message board.

[MattyT]

Tearfully in a hot tub, Matt died a tormented death.

 

Matt will be terribly missed by the guys at the legion.

[Beerball]

FLIGHTSUIT...HALLIBURTON...NOSEPICKER

 

Died protesting the hundred years war.

Buried upside down in Crawford Texas so that the Bush family could kiss his ass.

Banned from the Nazi Board Cemetery.

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Damn, yours actually hit close to home.

[5 Wide]

"As quickly and chaotically as he entered this world, Tim left in the same fashion...but that goat never knew what him him"...he will be missed by DeLuca