GoodBye Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Find out what your obituary will say. Here is mine. "Awaiting trial for lewd behavior, Lana died a horrific death. Lana will be terribly missed by Darth Vader." Quiz Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Quietly in a modern art museum, Anthony died while muttering death threats to anyone who would listen. Anthony will be terribly missed by Paris Hilton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Quietly indied a modern art museum John died with an infected toenail. John will be terribly missed by an easy bake oven. How pathetic is that? I spend my last moments on earth in a museum with meazza. I would have preferred to share in Lana's lewdness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Quietly indied a modern art museum John died with an infected toenail. John will be terribly missed by an easy bake oven. How pathetic is that? I spend my last moments on earth in a museum with meazza. I would have preferred to share in Lana's lewdness. 863754[/snapback] I'll kill you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Since I'm never on time for anything, I've left instructions in my will that my tombstone will say: "Here lies Tom. He's late." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Since I'm never on time for anything, I've left instructions in my will that my tombstone will say: "Here lies Tom. He's late." 863767[/snapback] What about your obituary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 What about your obituary. 863771[/snapback] "Tom's dead. Ref. his tombstone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 "Tom's dead. Ref. his tombstone." 863775[/snapback] Here lies a man who regressed towards the mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Here lies a man who regressed towards the mean. 863776[/snapback] Or did the mean regress toward him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Or did the mean regress toward him? 863786[/snapback] I think Holcomb's Arm has another class to teach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Rampagingly (King Kong style), Fezmid died in the arms of his lover. Fezmid will be terribly missed by Paris Hilton. Can't wait to see LA's comments on his favorite "celebrity". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Sylvan Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Tearfully in a hot tub, Rory died with an infected toenail. Rory will be terribly missed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Evilly skulking around the Neighborhood Robert died while muttering death threats to anyone who would listen. Robert will be terribly missed by the shaddy guy who runs the toll booth. good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Evilly skulling around the neighborhood, Connor died a hilarious death. Connor will be terribly missed by the cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Suddenly at mignight, BuffaloBud died with a small grimace. BuffaloBud will be terribly missed by a damp sponge nicknamed leaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 FLIGHTSUIT...HALLIBURTON...NOSEPICKER Died protesting the hundred years war. Buried upside down in Crawford Texas so that the Bush family could kiss his ass. Banned from the Nazi Board Cemetery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Internet superstar gringo starr passed away yesterday when he was suddenly defenestrated during a botched auto-erotic self-asphyxiation episode. He is survived by a bunch of hot-heads on some message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Tearfully in a hot tub, Matt died a tormented death. Matt will be terribly missed by the guys at the legion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 FLIGHTSUIT...HALLIBURTON...NOSEPICKER Died protesting the hundred years war. Buried upside down in Crawford Texas so that the Bush family could kiss his ass. Banned from the Nazi Board Cemetery. 864012[/snapback] Damn, yours actually hit close to home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 "As quickly and chaotically as he entered this world, Tim left in the same fashion...but that goat never knew what him him"...he will be missed by DeLuca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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