/dev/null Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 Just saw a commercial for a cologne called Daytona 500 The Fragrance Somehow i just don't associate the Daytona 500 to a desirable fragrance. More like the smell of gasoline, motor oil, beer, car exhaust, and sweaty rednecks
Chilly Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 I am going to make a cologne that smells like the beach.
UConn James Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 Just saw a commercial for a cologne called Daytona 500 The Fragrance Somehow i just don't associate the Daytona 500 to a desirable fragrance. More like the smell of gasoline, motor oil, beer, car exhaust, and sweaty rednecks 862588[/snapback] You forgot the eau de chili dogs (extra onions, o' course).
ieatcrayonz Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 At least they didn't invent "Canada, the fragrance" just yet. I don't know what it would be like and I don't want to know. The smell of dumb people people with dental problems who spay and neuter their pets to avoid inter-species births cannot be good. Throw in the Moose smell and the French influence and we're talking chemical weapons program. We need to build that fence NOW!
Ramius Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 I am going to make a cologne that smells like the beach. 862634[/snapback] Too late, they already have it. My girlfriend has this spray that makes sheets, towels, etc. smell like the beach. It works tho. Really does smell like the beach, and a nice beach too, not the craptastic NJ shoreline ed calls home.
dib Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 If you wear Daytona 500 do you have an uncontrolable urge to make left hand turns for 3 hours?
USMCBillsFan Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 If you wear Daytona 500 do you have an uncontrolable urge to make left hand turns for 3 hours? 863135[/snapback] I heard if you buy it you get a free kit to shave a three in your back.
Chilly Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 Too late, they already have it. My girlfriend has this spray that makes sheets, towels, etc. smell like the beach. It works tho. Really does smell like the beach, and a nice beach too, not the craptastic NJ shoreline ed calls home. 863116[/snapback] Well, I was making a Seinfeld reference. But holy crap, there really is one: http://www.nellbutler.com/BOBBI_BROWN_BEACH_W.html
JimBob2232 Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 50 percent of the time, it works every time.
Mikie2times Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 Just saw a commercial for a cologne called Daytona 500 The Fragrance Somehow i just don't associate the Daytona 500 to a desirable fragrance. More like the smell of gasoline, motor oil, beer, car exhaust, and sweaty rednecks 862588[/snapback] I thought that was hilarious myself. I wonder if the NASCAR drivers standing next to their incredibly hot wives will play into the marketing.
GoodBye Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 Well, I was making a Seinfeld reference. But holy crap, there really is one: http://www.nellbutler.com/BOBBI_BROWN_BEACH_W.html 863415[/snapback] I like this one. Link
/dev/null Posted December 12, 2006 Author Posted December 12, 2006 I like this one. Link 863643[/snapback] LOVELY by Sarah Jessica Parker A fragrence by Sarah Jessica Parker? Does it smell like butterface
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 Well, I was making a Seinfeld reference. But holy crap, there really is one: http://www.nellbutler.com/BOBBI_BROWN_BEACH_W.html 863415[/snapback] CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK WTF? Waiting for his parole?
GoodBye Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 A fragrence by Sarah Jessica Parker? Does it smell like butterface 863650[/snapback] No, it smells...lovely.
TheMadCap Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 No, it smells...lovely. 863679[/snapback] That poor girl is straight-up butt-ugly. To quote Randall, "I wouldnt %$^# her with the torch of Gondor"...
jimmy_from_north_buffalo Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 At least they didn't invent "Canada, the fragrance" just yet. I don't know what it would be like and I don't want to know. The smell of dumb people people with dental problems who spay and neuter their pets to avoid inter-species births cannot be good. Throw in the Moose smell and the French influence and we're talking chemical weapons program. We need to build that fence NOW! 863110[/snapback] Canada is really, really good and you are really, really bad! Take that! Yes, I just started a pissing contest you you and you are all covered in urine now
inkman Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 That poor girl is straight-up butt-ugly. To quote Randall, "I wouldnt %$^# her with the torch of Gondor"... 866649[/snapback] I think she peaked around the "Square Pegs" time.
IDBillzFan Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Once Paris Hilton came out with a cologne, it was apparent you could take any skanky stench and shove it in a bottle.
Ramius Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 I'm convinced that the key to selling any product, no matter what it is, no matter how useless, or how expensive, is just to slap a number 3, 8, 20, 24, or 48 on your product. That is an instant guarantee in a few million sales from the southeast alone.
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