/dev/null Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Just saw a commercial for a cologne called Daytona 500 The Fragrance Somehow i just don't associate the Daytona 500 to a desirable fragrance. More like the smell of gasoline, motor oil, beer, car exhaust, and sweaty rednecks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 watching LOTR? Looks awesome in HD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I am going to make a cologne that smells like the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Just saw a commercial for a cologne called Daytona 500 The Fragrance Somehow i just don't associate the Daytona 500 to a desirable fragrance. More like the smell of gasoline, motor oil, beer, car exhaust, and sweaty rednecks 862588[/snapback] You forgot the eau de chili dogs (extra onions, o' course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 At least they didn't invent "Canada, the fragrance" just yet. I don't know what it would be like and I don't want to know. The smell of dumb people people with dental problems who spay and neuter their pets to avoid inter-species births cannot be good. Throw in the Moose smell and the French influence and we're talking chemical weapons program. We need to build that fence NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I am going to make a cologne that smells like the beach. 862634[/snapback] Too late, they already have it. My girlfriend has this spray that makes sheets, towels, etc. smell like the beach. It works tho. Really does smell like the beach, and a nice beach too, not the craptastic NJ shoreline ed calls home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 If you wear Daytona 500 do you have an uncontrolable urge to make left hand turns for 3 hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 If you wear Daytona 500 do you have an uncontrolable urge to make left hand turns for 3 hours? 863135[/snapback] I heard if you buy it you get a free kit to shave a three in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Too late, they already have it. My girlfriend has this spray that makes sheets, towels, etc. smell like the beach. It works tho. Really does smell like the beach, and a nice beach too, not the craptastic NJ shoreline ed calls home. 863116[/snapback] Well, I was making a Seinfeld reference. But holy crap, there really is one: http://www.nellbutler.com/BOBBI_BROWN_BEACH_W.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 50 percent of the time, it works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikie2times Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Just saw a commercial for a cologne called Daytona 500 The Fragrance Somehow i just don't associate the Daytona 500 to a desirable fragrance. More like the smell of gasoline, motor oil, beer, car exhaust, and sweaty rednecks 862588[/snapback] I thought that was hilarious myself. I wonder if the NASCAR drivers standing next to their incredibly hot wives will play into the marketing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Well, I was making a Seinfeld reference. But holy crap, there really is one: http://www.nellbutler.com/BOBBI_BROWN_BEACH_W.html 863415[/snapback] I like this one. Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 I like this one. Link 863643[/snapback] LOVELY by Sarah Jessica Parker A fragrence by Sarah Jessica Parker? Does it smell like butterface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Well, I was making a Seinfeld reference. But holy crap, there really is one: http://www.nellbutler.com/BOBBI_BROWN_BEACH_W.html 863415[/snapback] CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK WTF? Waiting for his parole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 A fragrence by Sarah Jessica Parker? Does it smell like butterface 863650[/snapback] No, it smells...lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 No, it smells...lovely. 863679[/snapback] That poor girl is straight-up butt-ugly. To quote Randall, "I wouldnt %$^# her with the torch of Gondor"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy_from_north_buffalo Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 At least they didn't invent "Canada, the fragrance" just yet. I don't know what it would be like and I don't want to know. The smell of dumb people people with dental problems who spay and neuter their pets to avoid inter-species births cannot be good. Throw in the Moose smell and the French influence and we're talking chemical weapons program. We need to build that fence NOW! 863110[/snapback] Canada is really, really good and you are really, really bad! Take that! Yes, I just started a pissing contest you you and you are all covered in urine now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 That poor girl is straight-up butt-ugly. To quote Randall, "I wouldnt %$^# her with the torch of Gondor"... 866649[/snapback] I think she peaked around the "Square Pegs" time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Once Paris Hilton came out with a cologne, it was apparent you could take any skanky stench and shove it in a bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I'm convinced that the key to selling any product, no matter what it is, no matter how useless, or how expensive, is just to slap a number 3, 8, 20, 24, or 48 on your product. That is an instant guarantee in a few million sales from the southeast alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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