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When you hear the word idiom, what do you think of?

 

Canadians. Of course. You can't help it. It's just the way the brain works.

 

Of course, idiom means something completely different, but it did get me to thinking. If I substitute the word Canadian into certain idioms, proverbs and sayings, and change them a little bit, can I improve them or at least give them an additional meaning? Here are a few.

 

 

Canadians can't be choosers

 

Nature abhors a Canadian.

 

The early Canadian catches the road killl

 

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a Canadian

 

Canadians breed contempt

 

A Canadian by any other name would smell as bad

 

Canadians are stranger than fiction

 

You can lead a Candian to AA but you can't make him sober up

 

When the cat's away, the Canadians will have sex with the dog

 

No Candians is good Canadians

 

Cleanliness is next to Canadianness......... :) yeah right

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Idiom? Ithought that was someone who did something really stupid?

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That's the whole premise of the thread. When you hear "idiom", "idiot" pops into your head. When you think idiot, you think, "Canadian".

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That's the whole premise of the thread.  When you hear "idiom", "idiot" pops into your head.  When you think idiot, you think, "Canadian".

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When I think Canadian I think ballet

 

When I think ballet I think slippers

 

When I think slippers I think the Wizard of Oz

 

When I think Wizard of Oz I think flying monkeys

 

When I think flying monkeys I think Bungee Jumper

 

When I think Bungee Jumper I think bridges

 

When I think bridges I think Beau

 

When I think Beau I think "The Thanksgiving Promise"

 

When I think The Thanksgiving Promise I think Canada

 

 

It's the circle of life.

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Thats funny, I don't think Canada, I think Crayonz

 

By the way, Canada has Sammy, we let a couple of beavers have their way with him, and then used him as a hockey puck for a couple of games until a polar bear ate him.

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Thats funny, I don't think Canada, I think Crayonz

 

By the way, Canada has Sammy, we let a couple of beavers have their way with him, and then used him as a hockey puck for a couple of games until a polar bear ate him.

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Sammy is smart. He would not go to Canada. You killed the wrong hamster.

 

Sammy's evil twin could not have gotten him to Canada either. It is too far from here.

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Sammy is smart.  He would not go to Canada.  You killed the wrong hamster.

 

Sammy's evil twin could not have gotten him to Canada either.  It is too far from here.

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It wasn't his choice, he was kidnapped by Celine Dion, working a Vegas show was just her cover to go get him.

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It wasn't his choice, he was kidnapped by Celine Dion, working a Vegas show was just her cover to go get him.

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I know she is a Canadian sex symbol but let's face it, :wallbash: .

 

I think Sammy would have run as she approached. Your theory does not hold water.

 

Let me re-phrase that in Canadian. Your theory does not hold ice.

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That's the whole premise of the thread.  When you hear "idiom", "idiot" pops into your head.  When you think idiot, you think, "Canadian".

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I can't believe you had to explain the premise to that idiom.

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I can't believe you had to explain the premise to that idiom.

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In some languages, idiom is the plural of idiot. This also illicits the word "Canadians" to pop to the front of the brain.

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When I think Canadian I think ballet

 

When I think ballet I think slippers

 

When I think slippers I think the Wizard of Oz

 

When I think Wizard of Oz I think flying monkeys

 

When I think flying monkeys I think Bungee Jumper

 

When I think Bungee Jumper I think bridges

 

When I think bridges I think Beau

 

When I think Beau I think "The Thanksgiving Promise"

 

When I think The Thanksgiving Promise I think Canada

It's the circle of life.

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Very creative post. :wallbash:

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Canadians can't be choosers

 

Nature abhors a Canadian.

 

The early Canadian catches the road killl

 

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a Canadian

 

Canadians breed contempt

 

A Canadian by any other name would smell as bad

 

Canadians are stranger than fiction

 

You can lead a Candian to AA but you can't make him sober up

 

When the cat's away, the Canadians will have sex with the dog

 

No Candians is good Canadians

 

How about:

 

Canadians make good lovers.

 

:wallbash:

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What the fugg is that??

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If you look at the URL you can see that it is from the Canadian department of immigration. This department is 1/1000th the size of the Canadian department of emmigration.

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You've been in the North too long!

 

Try 5-10 in the South...you pick the spot from Texas to S. California.

 

How many Canadians do you know that rely on free US: food, medical, legal and educational assistance? And represent 30% of our federal prison population!

 

Did I say FREE? That's free to them but you will end up paying for it. :wallbash::w00t:

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