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I am afraid of forgetting the Pythagorean theorem when crossing a bridge and

some magical creature stops me, and asks me what the hypotenuse of a equilateral triangle is, and I don't know that it is a trick question because I am thinking "a squared b squared" and all that, and I can't answer and plunge to my death

down a deep, deep crevasse filled with a moving river of maggots.

 

That, and Carnies.

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I am afraid of forgetting the Pythagorean theorem  when crossing a bridge and

some magical creature stops me, and asks me what the hypotenuse of a equilateral triangle is,  and I don't know that it is  a trick question because I am thinking "a squared b squared" and all that, and I can't answer and  plunge to my death

down a deep, deep crevasse filled with a moving river of maggots.

 

That, and Carnies.

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Shall I turn my back and let you pass? :doh:

 

 

 

Mine is The Bills actually winning their first SuperBowl – after I've taken the plunge off that bridge.

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My biggest fear is that I really am stupid enough to be wasting time on the internet when I have my first law school exam in 8 hours.

 

:doh:

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That's not a fear, it appears to be reality. :blink:

 

Good luck!

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Most days it would be something else.. but today... well this is how I feel to day.

 

My biggest fear is being alone for the rest of my life, and never having the family I've always dreamt about.

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Oh God I miss Sammy.

 

:doh::blink::wacko:

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Having someone break into my house, while im at work at night! Family home alone!!! Scarey stuff!! :doh:

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What were you doing at "work" that night?

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Those goddamned flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz.  God, those !@#$ers freak me out...

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I was going to say spiders, but you're right those bastards are worse.

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Those goddamned flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz.  God, those !@#$ers freak me out...

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:lol::lol:

 

You know what literary work freaks me out?

 

The friggan' Cat in the Hat!

 

The kids especially... They are freaky!

 

:D

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