Cripes Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 Couldn't finish "9 to 5" Maybe if they'd given her a stripper pole, she might have been able to concentrate?
IDBillzFan Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 She needs to hook up with Britney and Paris. This would help.
Chef Jim Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 Memo to the Kennedy Center: You get what you pay for.
Beerball Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 Dolly's boobage used to drive me to tears too.
bartshan-83 Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 I hope she was crying because she heard the sex tape is definitely being released.
CoachChuckDickerson Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 I hope she was crying because she heard the sex tape is definitely being released. 857004[/snapback] I plan on taking the day off from work.
Lurker Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Ah, why even bother trying to sing...she could make bucoup bucks off of getting out of limos while sans undergarments for at least the next five years.
meazza Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 She needs to hook up with Britney and Paris. This would help. 856972[/snapback] She looks good in that picture.
KD in CA Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Give the girl a break. "9 to 5" is not an easy song to perform....especially if you can't count that high.
Bungee Jumper Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 She needs to hook up with Britney and Paris. This would help. 856972[/snapback] I swear, when I declare a revolution and topple the government, Paris, Jessica, and Britney are the first to be put up against a wall and shot, even before Michael Moore and Ann Coulter.
LewPort71 Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 MSNBC broadcast Jessica's meltdown on Scarborough Country last night...CBS will delete this video from the show which is scheduled for Dec. 26
ieatcrayonz Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 I plan on taking the day off from work. 857090[/snapback] What are you going to do for the other 7:59:42?
SilverNRed Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 I swear, when I declare a revolution and topple the government, Paris, Jessica, and Britney are the first to be put up against a wall and shot, even before Michael Moore and Ann Coulter. 857516[/snapback] As soon as you do that, we'll have to amend the list of the 100 Most Influential Americans with you at #1 for "saving the entire world." Also give me a couple days notice before we start executing undesirables. I'll make sandwiches.
USMCBillsFan Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Also give me a couple days notice before we start executing undesirables. I'll make sandwiches. 857714[/snapback] I'll bring the beer...
taterhill Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 I saw something on this last night...Dolly Parton looked like a hideous monster....who is telling these old celebrities that they look good with stretched out botox faces...these people could haunt a house...
BuffaloBud Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 I saw something on this last night...Dolly Parton looked like a hideous monster....who is telling these old celebrities that they look good with stretched out botox faces...these people could haunt a house... 857786[/snapback] Personally, I didn't think she looked all that bad. However, Shania See the photo page
dib Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 I would bump uglies with Shania and Dolly, preferably at the same time.
meazza Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 I swear, when I declare a revolution and topple the government, Paris, Jessica, and Britney are the first to be put up against a wall and shot, even before Michael Moore and Ann Coulter. 857516[/snapback] Can't you just issue a gag order.
Beerball Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Can't you just issue a gag order. 858130[/snapback] Well the first three (if the sex tape thingies are true, not that I would know anything about something like that) apparently are not burdened with the gag reflex, so you're going to have to come up with a plan B.
meazza Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Well the first three (if the sex tape thingies are true, not that I would know anything about something like that) apparently are not burdened with the gag reflex, so you're going to have to come up with a plan B. 858137[/snapback] If they want to live, they will just have to learn.
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