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The Worst:

 

Ian Eagle and his misplaced emphasis on words =  :D

 

Randy Cross should be killed.  :lol:

 

Jim Nantz is clueless and would prefer to be announcing the Nagano Winter Olympics than NFL Football.  :lol:

 

The best:

 

I really like Mike Tirico and Ron Pitts as play-by-play guys (Pitts is esp. impressive given that he was a former player--Buffalo Bill draft pick).

 

I think Phil Simms is a fairly astute color commentator.

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Mike Tirico is a notorious pervert. He has had NUMEROUS complaints against him from female coworkers everywhere he's worked. That makes him number 1 in my book.

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Randy Cross is a Donkey.....

 

Dierdorf every Monday night game would say and I quote "There's nobody better than this guy in the NFL......" that is, until next week when whoever is playing is suddenly better than the guy (who a week ago) was the best!

 

If Bryant Gumbel would stop using phrases like......"Now the Bengals are forced to relinquish the ball......"

 

Relinquish???? There ought to be a Man-Law against football announcers using "relinquish" during play by play!

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Randy Cross is a Donkey.....

 

Dierdorf every Monday night game would say and I quote "There's nobody better than this guy in the NFL......"  that is, until next week when whoever is playing is suddenly better than the guy (who a week ago) was the best!

 

If Bryant Gumbel would stop using phrases like......"Now the Bengals are forced to relinquish the ball......"

 

Relinquish????  There ought to be a Man-Law against football announcers using "relinquish" during play by play!

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at least he's no Dennis Miller who made Niezche references on MNF!

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Here's the guys I can't/couldn't stand.

 

1.  Cris Collingsworth - I don't think I've ever heard anything nice come out of his mouth about the Buffalo Bills.  I don't think I've ever seen someone so into themselves either.

 

2. Deion Sanders - I think he needs to go back to middle school and learn how to properly speak the english language.

 

3. Michael Irvin - Why does this guy YELL ALL THE TIME?  He spends more time goofing off with everyone else than actually talking football.

 

4.  John Madden - He reminds me of someone's senile grandfather.  Just like my cat I had when I was a little kid, he got old and it was time to put the poor guy to sleep.  I think it's time for John to do the same and get out of football.  The only people his analysis ihelps with understanding the game is foreigners & kids in 1st grade.

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I love the guy on Fox Sunday that does the Madden impression, guy has it down and is hilarious

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Easy on Mikey T, he is from the Cuse and loves the Orange :D

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Please. Paul Maguire, lest you forget, used to actually BE a Buffalo Bill. And he still sucks. I'm less embarrassed to have O.J. as a Bill than I am Maguire.

 

Tirico is not that bad, and I'd suggest his hair looks stupid, except next to Tony Kornhole and his blotchy wisps of featherhair, he looks absolutely dapper.

 

Hey Tony...just shave your freakin' head, okay?

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Ah, excellent.  All this time I thought it was a screenshot from a porn flick.  :D

 

Anywaaay, I have three simple words about this dicussion:

 

DIERDORF

DIERDORF

 

and

 

DIERDORF

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the slushy-mouthed-arrogant-son-of-a-prick that he is. "nishe job, fellash...."

i hate listening to this guy!

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Here's the guys I can't/couldn't stand.

 

1.  Cris Collingsworth - I don't think I've ever heard anything nice come out of his mouth about the Buffalo Bills.  I don't think I've ever seen someone so into themselves either.

 

2. Deion Sanders - I think he needs to go back to middle school and learn how to properly speak the english language.

 

3. Michael Irvin - Why does this guy YELL ALL THE TIME?  He spends more time goofing off with everyone else than actually talking football.

 

4.  John Madden - He reminds me of someone's senile grandfather.  Just like my cat I had when I was a little kid, he got old and it was time to put the poor guy to sleep.  I think it's time for John to do the same and get out of football.  The only people his analysis ihelps with understanding the game is foreigners & kids in 1st grade.

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i was watching the giants/jags game a couple weeks back, and they started talking about jack del rio and his style of challenging calls and where he keeps the flag when he's all dressed up. at one point, kornhesier (i think, anyways) asks then rhetorical question....

 

"but is he a sock-tucker?"

 

i thought that may have been one of the funniest moments in the history of broacasting, especially when he went on to talk about belichick, and how "belechick is a sock-tucker as welll".

 

did anyone catch that ebsides me, or did i imagine the whole thing? the potential for misspeaking was huge, and i did have to agree, bb IS a sock-tucker.

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seeing everyone already mentioned the worst NFL ones...almost everyone on Fox sucks, Collinsworth has always hated on the Bills...so I hate him, Madden is obnoxious and dumb, Thiesmann - ughhh

 

the 2 worst announcers period....are Joe Buck and Tim McCarver (When Deon played for the Braves he dumped cold water on him - that was the best); I am a Yankees fan...enough said...they are horrible and I cringe when I have to listen to them...

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You forgot Mumbles. You know, Shannon Sharp.

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I think a lot of people would be surprised, and impressed, with Sharp if they ever heard him do color commentary of a game. I agree, he's horrible in the studio, but he's good in the booth.

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seeing everyone already mentioned the worst NFL ones...almost everyone on Fox sucks, Collinsworth has always hated on the Bills...so I hate him, Madden is obnoxious and dumb, Thiesmann - ughhh

 

the 2 worst announcers period....are Joe Buck and Tim McCarver (When Deon played for the Braves he dumped cold water on him - that was the best); I am a Yankees fan...enough said...they are horrible and I cringe when I have to listen to them...

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I think it's funny how Yankees fans think Buck and McCarver favor the Red Sox and Red Sox fans swear that they favor the Yanks.

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