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Yeah, that's right! I always told you the Bills would win today. And last week too, because I'm a true fan, man! TRUE BLUE YEAH WOO.

 

For all you weak bandwagon fans that dared criticize a losing team that until recently seemed to be just going through the motions, you're stupid!

 

From now on, if the Bills lose a game, I want to see no discussion of why they lost. I want to see nobody calling any player or coach out. When I open the forum, the only posts I should see are "GO BILLS!!!!!!!!" inside threads called "GO BILLS!!!!!!!!!"

 

And I CERTAINLY don't want to see anybody change their mind about a player or coach, no matter how much their performance fluctuates! Everybody knows that you're supposed to immediately decide whether you're a lover or hater by week one. We have deadlines, people.

 

I was saying all along how McGahee would play with fiery passion this year. And today proved me right! Nevermind the first half of the season in which he barely passed for above average and often looked completely listless. You're all dumb for questioning him.

 

I knew all along that JP would do it. Yeah, he had a lot of rough spots earlier this year. But I was the one screaming at the top of my lungs, "Just wait until they play Houston and Jacksonville! You'll all see!"

 

Bottom line: here's to us! We knew all along that this would happen exactly as it did. Everyone else is stupid.

 

(PS: Feel free to sprinkle terms like "ass clown" and "retard rodeo" liberally throughout the above passage to make it even more readable)

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