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Nothing better than walking into Target this morning on Military Hwy. and seeing 2 300 pound women fighting over a Elmo doll. The box was torn by the time they were done... Love Black Friday!

 

Unreal!

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FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!

 

KRAMER: What happened to the doll?

 

FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"

 

KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.

 

FRANK: She was.

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Nothing better than walking into Target this morning on Military Hwy. and seeing 2 300 pound women fighting over a Elmo doll.  The box was torn by the time they were done...  Love Black Friday!

 

Unreal!

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I can't wait to see how many are confirmed dead after being trampled to death at Wal-Mart trying to by $300 flat screen televisions.

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I guess it's good thing that they only had limited PS3's and gave tickets to those in line. I can imagine a lot of nerds fighting to the death (with their fake lightsabers) if it was just a free for all.

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Nothing better than walking into Target this morning on Military Hwy. and seeing 2 300 pound women fighting over a Elmo doll.  The box was torn by the time they were done...  Love Black Friday!

 

Unreal!

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I knew it had to have something to do with wrestling...

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