ieatcrayonz Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 There is a story out of Canada you got that right, Canada that they have caught an "elite" Russian spy that has been there for 10 years. This insane article goes on and on with details about this guy and his identity. They never apply Occum's Shaver and ask "Why would anyone want to spy on Canada"? If they did, they'd realize the whole thing is ridiculous. I can think of a few possible reasons He's trying to learn how to hit on 14 year olds.....but Russians already do that He just wanted to go to an Expos game but got lost......yeah right, like anyone ever went to an Expos game. He was looking for someplace a little warmer than Siberia....This one is tough to refute I'll admit He has a sick thing for Moose....again possible He's stealing their scientific secrets.....he's been there 10 years; what did he do with the extra 9 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 52 minutes? He was there to look at hot chicks like........Celine Dion? Canada actually thinks someone would spy on them? They don't even celebrate Thanksgiving on the right day like the rest of the world. The most likely story is that this guy really is Canadian but has more than an average Canadian intelligence, you know like a Yak's brain and WANTS people to think he's Russian. Wouldn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 He was probably trying to infiltrate their vast knowledge of advanced weaponry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 23, 2006 Author Share Posted November 23, 2006 He was probably trying to infiltrate their vast knowledge of advanced weaponry. 846162[/snapback] Beer farts and hockey sticks are not advanced weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 I haven't been to Canada much in my life, but when I have been there the most impressive pieces of technology I observed were beer and the push up bra Tho i wonder if one influenced my opinion of the other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 They don't even celebrate Thanksgiving on the right day like the rest of the world. 846161[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 23, 2006 Author Share Posted November 23, 2006 846296[/snapback] I know. They probably think that by working one day when everyone else is eating, their parenthetic economy can catch up with the rest of the world. What a waste of time. Like the world needs more inventory of................what is it canadians make again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 I know. They probably think that by working one day when everyone else is eating, their pathetic economy can catch up with the rest of the world. What a waste of time. Like the world needs more inventory of................what is it canadians make again? 846359[/snapback] Beer and ballet dancers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBillsFan Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 He was trying to steal Don Cherry's secret tailor's phone number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Again, I think its time to use the Omega Force......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Canada actually thinks someone would spy on them? They don't even celebrate Thanksgiving on the right day like the rest of the world. 846161[/snapback] Right because a) The US IS the rest of the world b) Clearly the chineese are interested in clebrating the finding of america by eating Turkey and Cranberry sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Right because a) The US IS the rest of the world b) Clearly the chineese are interested in clebrating the finding of america by eating Turkey and Cranberry sauce 846827[/snapback] C. Clearly you haven't met crayonz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 Right because a) The US IS the rest of the world b) Clearly the chineese are interested in clebrating the finding of america by eating Turkey and Cranberry sauce 846827[/snapback] a ) ??? b ) Um....not everyone eats the same thing on Thanksgiving. Some people have Turkey, some have Ham, some probably have Chow Main. Big deal. Giving thanks is giving thanks. c ) We have too many bigots on this board. Your hate for chinese people is disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 a ) ??? b ) Um....not everyone eats the same thing on Thanksgiving. Some people have Turkey, some have Ham, some probably have Chow Mein. Big deal. Giving thanks is giving thanks. c ) We have too many bigots on this board. Your hate for chinese people is disgusting. 846910[/snapback] a) Show me a country anywhere in the world that celebrates thanksgiving on the 4th thursday in November. The US is the "rest of the world" you refer to, because nobody else celebrates it with us. b) Chow mein for a Chineese thanksgiving in November? Its time to put down the atomic tangerine and fuzzy wuzzy brown ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 a) Show me a country anywhere in the world that celebrates thanksgiving on the 4th thursday in November. The US is the "rest of the world" you refer to, because nobody else celebrates it with us. b) Chow mein for a Chineese thanksgiving in November? Its time to put down the atomic tangerine and fuzzy wuzzy brown ... 846930[/snapback] a ) Well, since they are pretty much all communist and communists don't allow religion, Thanksgiving celebrations are not very public. I'm sure there are still many underground celebrations. b ) Racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 a ) ??? b ) Um....not everyone eats the same thing on Thanksgiving. Some people have Turkey, some have Ham, some probably have Chow Main. Big deal. Giving thanks is giving thanks. c ) We have too many bigots on this board. Your hate for chinese people is disgusting. 846910[/snapback] dog -- 20,000,000 eaten every year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 some people eat cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 a) Show me a country anywhere in the world that celebrates thanksgiving on the 4th thursday in November. The US is the "rest of the world" you refer to, because nobody else celebrates it with us. b) Chow mein for a Chineese thanksgiving in November? Its time to put down the atomic tangerine and fuzzy wuzzy brown ... 846930[/snapback] a ) Last night I saw a documentary about traditional Christmas in the US. It was almost entirely about America but at one point they discuss Chinese food customs. At this point they say that Duck is known as "Chinese Turkey". To me, this pretty much proves that the Chinese celebrate Thanksgiving. After Mow it may have gone underground, but Thanksgiving is still there in Chinese hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Occum's Shaver I always thought it was Occum's Razor, did Occum switch to an electric? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Beer farts and hockey sticks are not advanced weapons. 846260[/snapback] Then you've never smelled my..... oh, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I always thought it was Occum's Razor, did Occum switch to an electric? 850653[/snapback] Occum might not have, but Occam did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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