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How can I give thanks tomorrow?

 

Every year I make a big traditional Thanksgiving dinner. After an hour in the kitchen it is always nice to share food with loved ones. For me that was Sammy, but now he is gone. I still hear his evil twin heckling me throughout the mansion from time to time and still hope Sammy is alive but it will be a sad day tomorrow.

 

I remember, just last year, hand feeding him some of the special dish I make every Thanksgiving. He didn't eat it but the look on his face showed deep appreciation. I had to go give him Silica gel and then his evil twin came and stole everything. Then I built up so much false hope around Lee and her sexiness fooled me into thinking she was so much more than just a very hot woman. I have ruined Thanksgiving.

 

Does anyone think if I pray that a miracle will happen and Sammy will come back?

 

The holidays are great for most but please remember those who are missing their hamster.

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How can I give thanks tomorrow?

 

Every year I make a big traditional Thanksgiving dinner.  After an hour in the kitchen it is always nice to share food with loved ones.  For me that was Sammy, but now he is gone.  I still hear his evil twin heckling me throughout the mansion from time to time and still hope Sammy is alive but it will be a sad day tomorrow.

 

I remember, just last year, hand feeding him some of the special dish I make every Thanksgiving.  He didn't eat it but the look on his face showed deep appreciation.  I had to go give him Silica gel and then his evil twin came and stole everything.  Then I built up so much false hope around Lee and her sexiness fooled me into thinking she was so much more than just a very hot woman.  I have ruined Thanksgiving. 

 

Does anyone think if I pray that a miracle will happen and Sammy will come back? 

 

The holidays are great for most but please remember those who are missing their hamster.

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If you pray then you can change Capri Sun into wine.

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How can I give thanks tomorrow?

 

Every year I make a big traditional Thanksgiving dinner.  After an hour in the kitchen it is always nice to share food with loved ones.  For me that was Sammy, but now he is gone.  I still hear his evil twin heckling me throughout the mansion from time to time and still hope Sammy is alive but it will be a sad day tomorrow.

 

I remember, just last year, hand feeding him some of the special dish I make every Thanksgiving.  He didn't eat it but the look on his face showed deep appreciation.  I had to go give him Silica gel and then his evil twin came and stole everything.  Then I built up so much false hope around Lee and her sexiness fooled me into thinking she was so much more than just a very hot woman.  I have ruined Thanksgiving. 

 

Does anyone think if I pray that a miracle will happen and Sammy will come back? 

 

The holidays are great for most but please remember those who are missing their hamster.

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I know where your hamster is!!!! <_<

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Does anyone think if I pray that a miracle will happen and Sammy will come back? 

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Does anybody care either way?

 

Have you checked your ass for Sammy?

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Maybe you could be thankful for your millions of dollars and the fancy mansion that you live in.

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I can get a new few million any time I want. I won't ever be able to replace Sammy.

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I can get a new few million any time I want.  I won't ever be able to replace Sammy.

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Yes you can, you can get tons of them, especially with Millions of $$'s, they're only around $5 at the Pet Stores

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