NavyBillsFan Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 > > Lesbonics > > > > > > > > 1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? . > > A licker cabinet. > > > > 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? . > > A Klondyke. > > > > 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? . > > Militia Etheridge. > > > > 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? > > Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. > > > > 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? . > > Fur Traders. > > > > 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .... > > A Lickalotapuss. > > > > 7. What do you call a lesbian with an 8 inch tongue? . > > Well Hung. > > > > 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? . > > She was found face down in Ricki Lake. > > > > 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ..... > > Even the pool table doesn't have balls. > > > > 10. What do you call lesbian twins? .... > > Lick-a-likes. > > > > 11. What's the definition of confusion? ... > > Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. > > > > 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? > > One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy_from_north_buffalo Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 > > Lesbonics> > > > > > > > 1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? . > > A licker cabinet. > > > > 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? . > > A Klondyke. > > > > 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? . > > Militia Etheridge. > > > > 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? > > Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. > > > > 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? . > > Fur Traders. > > > > 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .... > > A Lickalotapuss. > > > > 7. What do you call a lesbian with an 8 inch tongue? . > > Well Hung. > > > > 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? . > > She was found face down in Ricki Lake. > > > > 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ..... > > Even the pool table doesn't have balls. > > > > 10. What do you call lesbian twins? .... > > Lick-a-likes. > > > > 11. What's the definition of confusion? ... > > Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. > > > > 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? > > One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker. 844441[/snapback] If I was in 8th grade I might actually think those were almost funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 If I was in 8th grade I might actually think those were almost funny 844475[/snapback] give it time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 > > Lesbonics> > > > > > > > 1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? . > > A licker cabinet. > > > > 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? . > > A Klondyke. > > > > 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? . > > Militia Etheridge. etc 844441[/snapback] Not bad, actually. (This coming from a lesbian trapped in a man's body.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 If I was in 8th grade I might actually think those were almost funny 844475[/snapback] 4 more years you will be in the 8th grade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 If I was in 8th grade I might actually think those were almost funny 844475[/snapback] And you might have learned that Pat Buchanan was NEVER president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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