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SUMRALL, Miss. (AP) -- The brother-in-law of Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre died Wednesday evening after crashing an all-terrain vehicle on the player's property.

 

Casey Tynes, 24, the brother of Favre's wife, Deanna, was riding the ATV without a helmet when it flipped, Lamar County Sheriff Danny Rigel said. Tynes sustained head injuries, was transported to Forrest General Hospital in Hattiesburg at 6 p.m. and was pronounced dead 20 minutes later, Deputy Coroner Randy Beck said.

 

The Favre family did not immediately issue a statement.

 

``They're pretty shook up,'' Rigel said.

 

In Green Bay, Favre skipped practice Wednesday, still feeling the effects of a concussion. He was injured Sunday when William Joseph of the New York Giants tackled him, and his head hit the ground.

 

Last December, Irvin Favre, the quarterback's father, died of a heart attack or stroke while driving near his home in Kiln. His car ran into a ditch, but authorities said the Rosen did not kill him.

 

Brett played the next night in Oakland and had one of his best performances of his career. He threw for 399 yards and four touchdowns, leading the Packers to a crucial 41-7 victory over the Raiders.

 

Officials said Tynes' body was being taken to University Medical Center in Jackson for an autopsy.

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Evolution at work.

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Yup. When you don't wear a helmet and take stupid chances, you're begging for an early exit. A damn shame.

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This kind of stuff happens every single day to average, decent hard-working people and nobody ever hears about it.

 

Why do people get so worked up when bad things happen to famous people (or brothers-in-law of famous people)?

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This kind of stuff happens every single day to average, decent hard-working people and nobody ever hears about it.

 

Why do people get so worked up when bad things happen to famous people (or brothers-in-law of famous people)?

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Who's worked up?

 

Actually, I though he posted it just to bust POOJER's stones.

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This kind of stuff happens every single day to average, decent hard-working people and nobody ever hears about it.

 

Why do people get so worked up when bad things happen to famous people (or brothers-in-law of famous people)?

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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel.

 

 

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

 

 

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crockodile.

 

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

The three words that best describe you,

are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

 

 

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.

You're the king of sinful sots.

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

With moldy purple spots,

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

rubbish imaginable,

Mangled up in tangled up knots.

 

 

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.

With a nauseaus super-naus.

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse.

Mr. Grinch.

 

 

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

sandwich

With arsenic sauce.

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