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My Heart Will go on - Celine Dion

 

Take that you anti Canadian Bastards!!!

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if you wanted to show your pride in canada you could have at least picked a decent song and artist.

 

Maybe something by Rush, like Tom Sawyer

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In keeping with the Christmas theme -

 

Do They Know it's Christmas? - Band Aid

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Along w/ you i'll keep the christmas theme

 

Mr. Hankey's song from South Park

 

"Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo..."

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Along w/ you i'll keep the christmas theme

 

Mr. Hankey's song from South Park

 

"Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo..."

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On Christmas Day..

I travel around the world and say..

Daoists, Christians, Buddists, and all you Atheists, too!

Merry Fvckin' Christma-aaaaas...To yooo-oouuu!

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On Christmas Day..

I travel around the world and say..

Daoists, Christians, Buddists, and all you Atheists, too!

Merry Fvckin' Christma-aaaaas...To yooo-oouuu!

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what do you say to the Muslims?

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what do you say to the Muslims?

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I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East.

No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus. They have different religious beliefs.

 

They believe in Muhammad, And not in our holiday,

and so every December, I go to the Middle East and say...

 

Hey there, mister Muslim! Merry Fvckin' Christmas!

Put down that book the Koran, and here's some holiday wishes..

In case you haven't noticed, It's Jesus' birthday.

So get off your heathen Muslim ass, And fvckin' celebrate.

 

Merry Fvcking Christmas - South Park (Mr Garrison)

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I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East.

No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus. They have different religious beliefs.

 

They believe in Muhammad, And not in our holiday,

and so every December, I go to the Middle East and say...

 

Hey there, mister Muslim! Merry Fvckin' Christmas!

Put down that book the Koran, and here's some holiday wishes..

In case you haven't noticed, It's Jesus' birthday.

So get off your heathen Muslim ass, And fvckin' celebrate.

 

Merry Fvcking Christmas - South Park (Mr Garrison)

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hahaha.

 

I'll go w/ another so. park song w/ Kenny and Mr. Hankey, titled "The Most offensive Song ever".

 

Lyrics:

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,

He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"

And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year."

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear."

Kenny: 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: Even though you went to town, and sucked some semen down

Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive They were so very tired you see

Kenny: And Mary had to offer a bribe

Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money

Kenny: How would she pay for a place to sleep

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep

Kenny: 'Cause, you can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there's no room at the inn Then it's not considered a sin

Kenny: To suck a dick to get a room tonight.

[Laughs]

Mr. Hankey: That's right! Then three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch.

Kenny: Mary thought that she might pleasure them But could not take them to bed.

Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.

Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin go ahead and blow those three wise men

Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin

Kenny: Cause there was no penetration.

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: The donkey and the ox and lambs...

Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy. Folks will remember your name quick.

Kenny: They'll say "Damn that B word can suck a good dick" 'Cause sucking dick...

Together: brings peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: 'Cause sucking dick...

Together: brings peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: Mary Mary suck that dick!

[Laughter]

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In keeping with the Christmas theme -

 

Do They Know it's Christmas? - Band Aid

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Fine Christmas song...Christmas is all around, not one for the list due to the fact that it came out after 2000, but still a fun song.

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I know a lot of people are just throwing out Christmas songs, now, to be funny...but one of the best pop songs written in the 20th century, is "Baby, It's Cold Outside"...the most famous version is Ray Charles and Betty Carter....not necessarily a Christmas song, but it ends up on a lot of Christmas cds...pretty sexy song...Kelly Willis and Bruce Robsion do a great version.

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