Dan Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 Gringo is putting his sig where his mouth is and is willing to give up his sig for the rest of the season. I propose we take it to a vote. So, lets post some ideas here. In a few days, I'll pick what I think are the best ones and we'll make a final poll to pick the winner. My first crack was.... "I have so much man-love for JP, I'm about to explode." As gringo pointed out, I'm sure we can do better that that.
RuntheDamnBall Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 I recommend one from the Simpsons. Juvenile, but pointed: "hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."
BoondckCL Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 I am doing this because i was a week late on picking the Dolphins over the Bears, so i predicted the Bills would beat the Colts. Everything i have said since then is taken with no credibility.
nick in* england Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest. - Alexandre Dumas We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do. - Stephen Colbert
Cugalabanza Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 How about:I'm a DUMBASS!!! 828974[/snapback] I know I don't get a vote, but I think this is the best one so far.
BoondckCL Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 I know I don't get a vote, but I think this is the best one so far. 829364[/snapback] Well that is automatic disqualification on the grounds that he finds some kind of humor or delight in the message. I motion for that particular suggestion to be stricken from the record and that we continue on with these proceedings without mention of the infraction.
The Tomcat Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 "I lost my signature because I was too stoned and picked Indy to loose to Buffalo. What was I thinking? Oh yeah......I'm a Dumbass"
East Brady Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 Hi, my name is Gringo, may I wash your Balls?
Fixxxer Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 "I'm trying to think, but nothing happens" Curly
Swift Sylvan Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 "Don't let these postings happen to you."
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 "My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries."
5 Wide Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 "I watch the Bills because I have to, I love BF in Indiana because I want to" or The Fried Noodles really took me an hour too
The Senator Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 Hi, my name is Gringo, may I wash your Balls? 829383[/snapback] ...can't....stop...laughing...
smokinandjokin Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 Perhaps a limerick, like: There once was a man from Iraq who had holes down the length of his rooster. When he got an erection, he played a selection from Johan Sebastian Bach. So in this case, something like: There once was a man named Gringo who's mother resembles a dingo. He bet the Bills to win, but with the state he's in, he shouldn't even be betting on bingo.
Rayzer32 Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 Who knew the Colts were that good and the Bills are that bad. Peyton Manning isn't that much better than JP, right? I like cheese!
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