SilverNRed Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 Well, let's see. Out of the three recent seperations, Britney, Jessica Simpson, and Reese Witherspoon, I'd go for Reese Witherspoon if I thought I'd actually have a chance. 828833[/snapback] Sounds like it's time for "Marry, Sleep With, Kill" Marry: Reese (even with the kids) Sleep With: Jessica Kill: Britney Reese Witherspoon is the only one of the three you'd want anything to do with outside of the bedroom. Jessica is busy having her creepy daddy take erotic photos of her (he actually gets credit for the a lot of the sexy PR pictures of her in magazines) and Britney's first instincts were to pound out two white trash kids and let herself go (and all the massive liposuction in the world can't hide that she's basically dumb white trash).
RuntheDamnBall Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 I've worked with JS and can vouch for her dad being a completely creepy douchebag. At the session he kept talking about how "we need to make this more sexy." ugggggggh.
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