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From the 'now there's a shock' file


JÂy RÛßeÒ

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Well, let's see. Out of the three recent seperations, Britney, Jessica Simpson, and Reese Witherspoon, I'd go for Reese Witherspoon if I thought I'd actually have a chance.

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Sounds like it's time for "Marry, Sleep With, Kill"

 

Marry: Reese (even with the kids)

Sleep With: Jessica

Kill: Britney

 

Reese Witherspoon is the only one of the three you'd want anything to do with outside of the bedroom. Jessica is busy having her creepy daddy take erotic photos of her (he actually gets credit for the a lot of the sexy PR pictures of her in magazines) and Britney's first instincts were to pound out two white trash kids and let herself go (and all the massive liposuction in the world can't hide that she's basically dumb white trash).

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