daquixers_is_back Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Revelation 19:11-21 11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war. 12His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. 13He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. 15Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. "He will rule them with an iron scepter."[a] He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS. 17And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, "Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and mighty men, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great." 19Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army. 20But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Nuclear War? Global Warming? The Bills winning the Superbowl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Nuclear War?Global Warming? The Bills winning the Superbowl? 826579[/snapback] Hopefully not in that order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 A combination of the Sword, Famine and Pestilence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Stupidity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 It will not end. I think civilization will just continue to get more screwed up and miserable. Hopefully someday people will become so disgusted and depressed, they will simply stop reproducing. However, I don't think we will be that lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Revelation 19:11-21 11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war. 12His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. 13He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. 15Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. "He will rule them with an iron scepter."[a] He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS. 17And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, "Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and mighty men, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great." 19Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army. 20But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh. 824401[/snapback] It seems a bit unrealistic. I've never seen a guy who could fit a sword in his mouth... Wait, I did see that on the Mike Douglas show once, nevermind. Still, He was not on a horse when he did it, nor was he able to kill anyone with it, much less our entire civilization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 It seems a bit unrealistic. I've never seen a guy who could fit a sword in his mouth... Wait, I did see that on the Mike Douglas show once, nevermind. Still, He was not on a horse when he did it, nor was he able to kill anyone with it, much less our entire civilization. 826739[/snapback] Crayonz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Tar pits....except filled with beer and porno instead of tar. This will create a society of Amazonian-type women that are unable to, and uninterested in, reproducing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Wait a minute...are we all that civilized to begin with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Revelation 19:11-21 11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war. 12His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. 13He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. 15Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. "He will rule them with an iron scepter."[a] He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS. 17And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, "Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and mighty men, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great." 19Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army. 20But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh. 824401[/snapback] Armies in heaven? I thought it was supposed to be nice there. If I ever find myself in heaven (maybe some sort of administrative error?) you can be damn sure I'm not gonna join any stupid war. I'd be all like, "this is MY time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Armies in heaven? I thought it was supposed to be nice there. If I ever find myself in heaven (maybe some sort of administrative error?) you can be damn sure I'm not gonna join any stupid war. I'd be all like, "this is MY time!" 826752[/snapback] What do you think Patton's been doing up there for the last 60 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 What do you think Patton's been doing up there for the last 60 years? 826754[/snapback] I don't know. I was thinking more in terms of free blowjobs, open bar, eternal youth. I guess I had it all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 "The world will be destroyed, most experts agree, by accident. That's where we come in. We're computer professionals, we cause accidents." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 crayonz announcing to the world his true identity 824211[/snapback] That would be entropy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Sylvan Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Gnomes , I'm sure you all know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Canadians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Gnomes , I'm sure you all know what I mean. 826908[/snapback] VABills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 You being straight, IH! 824230[/snapback] Check out my link on the PPP, about Political ads. Homo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 VABills? 827318[/snapback] He can't even reach the button to turn the TV off. Don't see how he'll end the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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