Tux of Borg Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 My Webpage Area man charged with bestiality A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said. Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center. At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6. Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer. Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier. Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off. State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house. Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days. The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Is it really bestiality if the dog was dead? Isn't that necrophilia? A dog AND dead. That's just sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Sylvan Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 My Webpage Area man charged with bestiality A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said. Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center. At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6. Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer. Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier. Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off. State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house. Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days. The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison. 822629[/snapback] Out of curiosity why did you call it Man has HOT sex with dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Drane Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Out of curiosity why did you call it Man has HOT sex with dog? 822685[/snapback] That's ok...I read the title real quick and thought it said "Man has sex with hot dog". I'm thinking to myself "It has to be one of those huge Kosher franks or something, 'cause I don't know how you pull that off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Is it really bestiality if the dog was dead? Isn't that necrophilia? A dog AND dead. That's just sick. 822676[/snapback] It's not like the dog was gonna mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 It's better than sex with a hotdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 It's better than sex with a hotdog. 822769[/snapback] You might what to get Ed's input to make sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 What an uplifting tail that was. Sorry, I couldn't lay off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I think they should be able to get married, hell, why not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 What an uplifting tail that was. I heard that she was a B word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 It's better than sex with a hotdog. 822769[/snapback] See that's what I thought I read at first glance - man has sex with hot dog. I gotta get my eyes checked - the other day I thought I saw a post that read "Babs takes a crap!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I think they should be able to get married, hell, why not! 822808[/snapback] Not if rags is a boy dog! We must protect the sanctity of marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Not if rags is a boy dog! We must protect the sanctity of marriage. 822832[/snapback] That was to easy. You're no fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 That was to easy. You're no fun. 822836[/snapback] You bailed too early on the rif. You should have followed with "Damned activist Judges!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 He has some 'splainin to do to that girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 He has some 'splainin to do to that girlfriend. 822849[/snapback] She's a dog anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Was he at least doing it "doggy syle"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 He has some 'splainin to do to that girlfriend. 822849[/snapback] That's a real morale booster to the girlfriend huh? Your guy would rather screw a dead dog than you. Not sure how you recover from that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 That's a real morale booster to the girlfriend huh? Your guy would rather screw a dead dog than you. Not sure how you recover from that one. 822916[/snapback] Become a lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 What an uplifting tail that was. I heard that she was a B word. 822812[/snapback] I always thought Oscar Mayer was a boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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