IBTG81 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I figured you for Cosmo and High Times. 821764[/snapback] Whatever ya say, iec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Nearly every pretty girl I ever saw from 1983 until 1997, when I met my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Stephen Hawking is an amazing man with some theories that blow my mind. I wouldnt mind reading more books of his ... 821736[/snapback] Homer Simpson has theories that can blow your mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I know I'm going to butcher this but I will paraphrase Chris Rock on the subject of men and women being friends: Women keep men around just in case. Men just have women they haven't !@#$ed yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I not-so-subtley try to get in the pants of every female blackjack or poker dealer every time I go to a casino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I not-so-subtley try to get in the pants of every female blackjack or poker dealer every time I go to a casino. 821857[/snapback] Why do you think they call it Poker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Why do you think they call it Poker. 821859[/snapback] Why do they call it BlackJack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daquixers_is_back Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 Homer Simpson has theories that can blow your mind... 821841[/snapback] Here he goes again on his subtle little quirks that are meant to be so witty by putting down another person. Unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I have 3 really close friends are all pretty freaking hot, and oh by the way they are all sisters(twins and older sister), we are really tight and could probably "hook-up" with older sister(co-worker..oh by the way)but that would be way way way to awkward Anyone here have a close friend that just so happens to be a female, that you secretly like more than that? 821645[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 we are really tight821956[/snapback] But are they? And to answer your question Dax, yes, sort of, My girlfriend right now was a friend (not really a close friend) first before we started dating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 She is rated number 1 sex in mouth in all of Kazakhstan. IT'S NIIIIICE! Can't wait till Friday...you gonna go see that sht? 821691[/snapback] I was not a huge fan of D'Ali G, but I must say, Borat Looks Hilarious and a definite must see, but I would not go see it until its been out a couple weeks, I don't feel like fighting the crowd of 13 year olds to get in on opening night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I was not a huge fan of D'Ali G, but I must say, Borat Looks Hilarious and a definite must see, but I would not go see it until its been out a couple weeks, I don't feel like fighting the crowd of 13 year olds to get in on opening night 821972[/snapback] I kind of agree with your sentiment...it will suck if a bunch of retard kids act stupid in the theater. I think soon I will yearn for the days that Sacha Baron Cohen was relatively unknown to the mass of this country. For starters, it's pretty much a guarantee that he won't be able to pull his schtick over on just anyone anymore. I mean he used to dupe to the likes of Newt Gingrich, Boutros Boutros-Ghali and others. Plus he could get over on countless people who hadn't ever seen his face. It just won't be possible anymore. Second, I fear that if this movie is a success, he could go the way of Chapelle and the nauseating stream of people quoting Borat like Rick James will be unbearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Aight, i know what your talking about now. For some reason talking to these individuals makes you think back on old feelings. But then i always seem to realize that it's a lot easier to talk to them now than it was then. Just be careful not to fall into the same trap as last time. Nahh, I'm far more cynical and jaded than I was back then. Impossible to fall into any type of trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Second, I fear that if this movie is a success, he could go the way of Chapelle and the nauseating stream of people quoting Borat like Rick James will be unbearable. 822005[/snapback] I'm Rick James B*tch!!!! What did the Five Fingers say to the Face? SLAP!!!! Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug Darkness! Although my personal favorite was F*ck yo Couch N*gga, F*ck Yo Couch! Unfortunatly, it has already begun, kids all over are quoting clips from the commercials. Chapelle is old now and no longer cool so the kids need the new "hot edgy comic" to latch on to and get their quotes from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catholic Guilt Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 My fault. I should have put a P.S. in the original thread. So here it is: P.S. This thread *currently* has nothing to do with me. Simply put, I just talked to a woman I use to like a while back and it got me thinking. So I decided to post a thread and see what other people's pasts have been like. I should have known not to post this. 821672[/snapback] You have too much time on your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daquixers_is_back Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 You have too much time on your hands. 822119[/snapback] When your in college from 9 am - 3 pm and then work from 4 pm - 10 pm , and your only time to do anything is between 11:00 pm (by the time I get home/shower) - 3:00 am then yeah I have too much time on my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Sylvan Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I think almost any guy who is single, who is interested in the female sex, and has the ability to have girls as friends to begin with will find himself in this situation. I wouldn't say there is anyone I'm close with that I like, but I do have friends I am interested in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 When your in college from 9 am - 3 pm and then work from 4 pm - 10 pm , and your only time to do anything is between 11:00 pm (by the time I get home/shower) - 3:00 am then yeah I have too much time on my hands. 822223[/snapback] For our sake, get a second job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daquixers_is_back Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 For our sake, get a second job. 822243[/snapback] Here he goes again on his subtle little quirks that are meant to be so witty by putting down another person. Unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Here he goes again on his subtle little quirks that are meant to be so witty by putting down another person. Unbelievable. 822244[/snapback] "Quips." Not "quirks". "Quips". Nitwit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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