ExiledInIllinois Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Since this fire prevention month in all... Does anybody know what the most important tool a fireman would need when battling a blaze in early America (18th and 19th century)? Hint... It has something to do with this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Yes but Im not talking about the bed frame ... I said in my original post BED ... haha .. but seriously. The actual bed. Let your body hit a bed it doesnt like for a year, and see how fast you will be looking for a new bed. 819027[/snapback] Heck a year?? I have been going on ten, if not more with the same thing... Can't really say too much... Some sleeps are bad and some good... Just power through it... Than again... I work a swing shift... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daquixers_is_back Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Heck a year?? I have been going on ten, if not more with the same thing... Can't really say too much... Some sleeps are bad and some good... Just power through it... Than again... I work a swing shift... 819030[/snapback] I couldnt do it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 I couldnt do it ... 819035[/snapback] Ah... They don't make kids like they used to! I never thought I'd say that... My father worked on the RR and everday an old guy would come in hunched over, at quiting time he would leave hunched over... He shoveled coal in that postion all day! He said the same thing I said above... My father's response: "They don't make kids as stupid as they did!" I applaud you... We do evolve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 mattress and box spring right on the floor..that's living... 818818[/snapback] I'm still there, brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted October 28, 2006 Author Share Posted October 28, 2006 I'm still there, brother. 819044[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 i don't care what kind of bed or mattress. as long as there's a hot naked chick, i don't care where i sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Real bed vs. Mattress on floor or some other facsimile of an actual bed Real bed: A real nice big comfortable bed will get you a good woman. A woman you can bring home to mom. A woman that will wake up and make you breakfast. A woman that will make you feel complete as a man. Not real bed: A fake bed, consisting of mattresses on the floor, futons, or some tiny little sponge thing on top of a wood frame will get you a certain type of girl. A girl who will wake you up with her head bobbing under the sheets. A girl who will answer yes to "Do you like anal?". A girl who knows what a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez is and probably has performed one or both on some of your friends. You know, that kind of girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Real bed vs. Mattress on floor or some other facsimile of an actual bed Real bed: A real nice big comfortable bed will get you a good woman. A woman you can bring home to mom. A woman that will wake up and make you breakfast. A woman that will make you feel complete as a man. Not real bed: A fake bed, consisting of mattresses on the floor, futons, or some tiny little sponge thing on top of a wood frame will get you a certain type of girl. A girl who will wake you up with her head bobbing under the sheets. A girl who will answer yes to "Do you like anal?". A girl who knows what a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez is and probably has performed one or both on some of your friends. You know, that kind of girl. 819074[/snapback] Ah yes, the good 'ol "blumpkin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 A bed is usually not "just a bed" unless your a child ... 819017[/snapback] But then, considering you're wrong about everything else you post on...why would I believe this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 The Mission, Sandia, and the El Paso look nice. 818798[/snapback] A thread about beds and we have Lana talking about "missions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 A thread about beds and we have Lana talking about "missions." 819184[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 A thread about beds and we have Lana talking about "missions." 819184[/snapback] Did you throw out your shoulder with that reach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Did you throw out your shoulder with that reach? 819202[/snapback] It wasn't oo much of a reach. We have: a. a hot chick b. thread about beds c. mission and missionary. I'll give it a 5 out of 10 on the reach scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 It wasn't oo much of a reach.We have: a. a hot chick b. thread about beds c. mission and missionary. I'll give it a 5 out of 10 on the reach scale. 819206[/snapback] Ed, you try so hard...and fail so badly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Maybe Scott can set up a prostitution service, taking care of the needs of several horny posters who hound female posters, especially Lana. If you need any help with that Scott, let me know, it's hard out there for a pimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Maybe Scott can set up a prostitution service, taking care of the needs of several horny posters who hound female posters, especially Lana. If you need any help with that Scott, let me know, it's hard out there for a pimp. 819235[/snapback] Unfortunately you're too late. I think AJ is the local pimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daquixers_is_back Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 But then, considering you're wrong about everything else you post on...why would I believe this? 819171[/snapback] Who are you to judge? If I am wrong on everything I post on, two things must be true ... 1. You are wrong on 85% of your posts, because I agree with you on about 85% of your posts 2. Your arrogance will one day make your head implode, if someone doesnt smash it in by then, because of your rudeness. Some people on this board ... agh ... even worse they seem like they can be really nice people one moment and jerks the next. Bungee Jumper ... you and Simon and Cantakerous take every chance you can to critisize me. Maybe if you clicked "ignore" it would help. BTW: I responded to your comment in the Sabres thread about me posting multiple times on me losing a bet. It must have made too much sense, because you didnt respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Unfortunately you're too late. I think AJ is the local pimp. 819236[/snapback] I thought he was the first customer. (JK Lana) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 But then, considering you're wrong about everything else you post on...why would I believe this? 819171[/snapback] He lost me at "unless your a child". I think he meant "unless you're a child" but one can't presume to know intent - except of course for those well versed in post-modern liberal doctrinare. They have free license to know everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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