SDS Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Q: Why did God give women arms? A: Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
Chilly Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 lolz Though I do prefer the old... Why do women have smaller feet then men? Cause its a short walk from the bedroom to the kitchen.
apuszczalowski Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 lolz Though I do prefer the old... Why do women have smaller feet then men? Cause its a short walk from the bedroom to the kitchen. 818732[/snapback] I thought it was so they could stand closer to the sink and stove?????
RayFinkle Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man then replies: "Yeah, well, we were married thirty five years."
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 I thought it was so they could stand closer to the sink and stove????? 818740[/snapback] Shhh.... With these jokes out in the open like this... They are gonna take revenge on us guys and make us all drive Fits!
Chef Jim Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Shhh.... With these jokes out in the open like this... They are gonna take revenge on us guys and make us all drive Fits! 818847[/snapback] They already have taken revenge. Why do you think we die first.
bills_fan Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Why do you think we die first. Because we want to.
Nanker Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 Archie and Edith 818752[/snapback] No good deed goes unpunished. "I know all about your woman's troubles there Edith, but when I had the hernia that time, I didn't make you wear the truss! If you're going to have a change of life, you've got to do it right now. I'm going to give you just 30 seconds, now come on and change."
Chef Jim Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 Because we want to. 818869[/snapback] Actually it's because divorce isn't an option.
cåblelady Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 Actually it's because divorce isn't an option. 819109[/snapback] It's not? I didn't get the memo. Been there. Done that. Twice.
Chef Jim Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 It's not? I didn't get the memo. Been there. Done that. Twice. 819119[/snapback] Well I can be pretty sure of one thing. If in your case it wasn't an option, you'd be widowed, not divorced twice.
Phlegm Alley Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 Q: How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? A: Hand the b*tch a shovel.
Pete Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 Q: How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? A: Hand the b*tch a shovel. 819121[/snapback]
Frez Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 Sick jokes.........oh oh oh, I have one. What's the difference between Cory Lidle and Alex Rodriguez? Cory Lidle hit something in October.
BoondckCL Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 Sick jokes.........oh oh oh, I have one. What's the difference between Cory Lidle and Alex Rodriguez? Cory Lidle hit something in October. 819222[/snapback] LOL That is some cold sh-- right there.
Tux of Borg Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Q: What does Michael Jackson and Oysters have in common? A: They both come on little crackers.
Mile High Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Q: What does Michael Jackson and Oysters have in common? A: They both come on little crackers. 819350[/snapback]
Phlegm Alley Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Q: What does Michael Jackson and Oysters have in common? A: They both come on little crackers. 819350[/snapback] Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson f*cks little boys.
TheMadCap Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand...
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