Hollywood Donahoe Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 http://www.tonyhomo.com/ I hope whoever's doing this keeps it up.
daquixers_is_back Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 This is especially good I'm sarcastic. That's something that doesn't come through in interviews. Now you guys know.
ajzepp Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 "I can't sleep. I toss and turn. If only I can move this well in the pocket."
Fixxxer Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Thanks for the link. That's some funny schit.
JoeF Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 Nothing about paying for drinks in first class or wayward peanut shells...very strange...
Orton's Arm Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Your team winning the Superbowl without you is like your wife sleeping with another guy right in front of you. Then, upon completion, he turns to you, smiles, and says "We did it!" Hilarious. Great find.
Jack D. Ripper Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 "Oh, and as for the name, TonyRomo.com was taken, so I just chose this one. Also, that faggot stole my starting job." Now THAT'S funny.
GoodBye Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 http://www.tonyhomo.com/ I hope whoever's doing this keeps it up. 817513[/snapback] I dunno...this sounds like something Crayonz would write, no?
Hollywood Donahoe Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 I dunno...this sounds like something Crayonz would write, no? I think that's why I liked it so much. Ashamed as I am to admit it, the tales of Sammy and his evil twin had me rolling.
GoodBye Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 I think that's why I liked it so much. Ashamed as I am to admit it, the tales of Sammy and his evil twin had me rolling. 818814[/snapback] Yeah, those were pretty good.
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 One other thing, according to ESPN Sportsnation polls, 47% of America thinks I should be the starter. I asked Coach if 147 million people can be wrong. He told me that figure only encapsulates the amount of people that voted, and not everybody in America. Then he asked me who the other 53% voted for. I told him "I dunno, Drew Hensen or some sh--, I wasn't really paying attention." Dick.
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 This is too hillarious... Another classic! 6 AM, I need to sleep more. I Close my eyes. I take the snap. I see Terry (I call him Terry because we're teammates)... Terry opens his hands, I release the ball. Tight spiral. Touchdown. We're going into this half with a lead. But then out of nowhere... Sam F**king Madison appears. I open my eyes. I wonder if Buffalo needs a QB. Losman? More like Lost-Man. Haha. Nice.
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