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"I can't sleep. I toss and turn. If only I can move this well in the pocket."

 

:doh::huh::P

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Your team winning the Superbowl without you is like your wife sleeping with another guy right in front of you. Then, upon completion, he turns to you, smiles, and says "We did it!"

Hilarious. Great find.

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I think that's why I liked it so much.  Ashamed as I am to admit it, the tales of Sammy and his evil twin had me rolling. :P

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Yeah, those were pretty good. 0:)

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One other thing, according to ESPN Sportsnation polls, 47% of America thinks I should be the starter. I asked Coach if 147 million people can be wrong. He told me that figure only encapsulates the amount of people that voted, and not everybody in America. Then he asked me who the other 53% voted for. I told him "I dunno, Drew Hensen or some sh--, I wasn't really paying attention."

 

Dick.

 

:P0:):lol:

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This is too hillarious... Another classic!

 

6 AM, I need to sleep more. I Close my eyes. I take the snap. I see Terry (I call him Terry because we're teammates)...

 

Terry opens his hands, I release the ball. Tight spiral. Touchdown. We're going into this half with a lead. But then out of nowhere... Sam F**king Madison appears. I open my eyes. I wonder if Buffalo needs a QB. Losman? More like Lost-Man. Haha. Nice.

 

 

:P

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