Chef Jim Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Didn't they teach you how to cook at McDonalds? 817445[/snapback] No, they taught me how to speak Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 No, they taught me how to speak Spanish. 817447[/snapback] So what you're saying is they taught you how to survive on welfare with 15 kids and 1 car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 So what you're saying is they taught you how to survive on welfare with 15 kids and 1 car? 817448[/snapback] No, they taught me how to speak Spanish, not how to be Mexican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 I can cook everything perfectly. Forget I even mentioned it. 817443[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 So what you're saying is they taught you how to survive on welfare with 15 kids and 1 car? 817448[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 The best microwave popcorn I found were the store brands. The least unpopped kernels and they never burn. Albertsons is better than Safeway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 I don't get it. What's so gory about that story? 817442[/snapback] I'll be sure to include photos next time I SHOULD sue the fukker since I used to really enjoy a good meatball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 haha, could be for all I know....there's one that's made from goat milk to that I fear....can't thiink of the name 817399[/snapback] Gouda cheese?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Whatever you do, don't order that pineapple and canadian bacon crap. 817384[/snapback] Whats wrong with that? Around here they consider that Hawaiian, Its alot better then the Gay sounding one with all those toppings men should never order on a pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 Whats wrong with that? Around here they consider that Hawaiian, Its alot better then the Gay sounding one with all those toppings men should never order on a pizza 818713[/snapback] It was definitely a gay sounding pizza, but my friend was a middle aged and very "proper" English gent....so sort of a fine line anyway, you know? It ended up being like quiche, I think....I happen to think quiche (howerver you spell it) is some damn tasty shiit, but I'll be damned if anyone will ever catch me ordering it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Gouda cheese?? 817506[/snapback] No...actually, it's called "goat cheese". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 No...actually, it's called "goat cheese". 818769[/snapback] But it's a type of cheese made from goats milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 But it's a type of cheese made from goats milk. 818771[/snapback] Yeah...goat cheese. Bet you didn't know the Mongols used to make beer out of horse milk. (They might still do, for all I know.) And no, I don't know why I know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Yeah...goat cheese.Bet you didn't know the Mongols used to make beer out of horse milk. (They might still do, for all I know.) And no, I don't know why I know that. 818772[/snapback] That would make some interesting tasting beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Literally. Last time I tried, about a year ago, I got oily, burned, unpopped kernels. And let me tell you, nothing makes you feel like a bigger idiot in the kitchen than trying and failing to make popcorn... 817358[/snapback] Did you cook it for an hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Did you cook it for an hour? 818786[/snapback] He should have just stuck with the microwave popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Did you cook it for an hour? 818786[/snapback] Of course. Otherwise you're not doing it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 But it's a type of cheese made from goats milk. 818771[/snapback] If you knew how cheese was invented, you'd never eat it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I'd say the best popcorn is made using the John Madden quick pop popcorn popper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 If you knew how cheese was invented, you'd never eat it again. 818855[/snapback] Yeah, it's probably better I don't know. Though I've been to the Tillamook Cheese Factory a few times. I have a feeling we are not talking about the same cheese though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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