cantankerous Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 The Bills lost today because I didn't take a sh-- prior to the game. Had I shat before instead of after, we probably would have won.
SACTOBILLSFAN Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Cubs, Bills, Arizona State, Sabres, Sac Kings...I am, as my family has come to know me as...the Jinx.
cåblelady Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 The Bills lost today because I didn't take a sh-- prior to the game. Had I shat before instead of after, we probably would have won. 813704[/snapback] You could have shat on the field with the team.
dib Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 because on 3rd and 2 the Bills corners give a 5 yard cushion.
nick in* england Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 The Bills lost because I changed up my (losing gameday jersey - a McGahee replithentic away) for a Spikes hat. To make things worse, I actually watched the game live (0-4 for the year, 2-1 when having to follow in the internet, or not able to watch). Then, to compound the problem, I ate a jacket potato at halftime, whereas I would normally save eating dinner for after the Bills game (1pm kickoff). To add insult to injury I started to think that 14-3 at halftime wasn't an insurmountable deficit and that JP would dig us out of a hole. Future karma note: I am 2-1 lifetime for Bills games watched live at RWS on the first weekend of December. But 2-2 overall live at RWS. When it snows, when I am there, in December, we are 2-0, so start praying for Snow on Dec 3. When I am accomanied by a rookie football watcher I am 2-0, but 0-2 with a repeater. This time I am bringing a rookie. Sadly, the Bills have failed to get above .500 in any season where I have been to watch.
cåblelady Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 The Bills lost, because they SUCK! 813810[/snapback] Ouch.
boltuprite Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 yeah, mabe a bit cruel, but sometimes reality bites. they are just not a very good football team right now.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 The Bills lost because they have to lose. It's a tradition.
rockpile Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 They lost because I was in Canada, looking at CFL jersies in an outlet mall. I watched on tape delay. BTW: on the way home to Rochacha, I noticed the traffic REALLY started to pickup around 3-3:30 on the east-bound 90 and I told the wife the Bills must be getting beat.
boltuprite Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 They lost because I was in Canada, looking at CFL jersies in an outlet mall. I watched on tape delay. BTW: on the way home to Rochacha, I noticed the traffic REALLY started to pickup around 3-3:30 on the east-bound 90 and I told the wife the Bills must be getting beat. 813856[/snapback] Hope you bought an Argonauts one!
boco357 Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 My girlfriend wore my Bills sweatshirt. Then got the whole "I'm not coming here on Sundays anymore" talk.
apuszczalowski Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 They lost because I was in Canada, looking at CFL jersies in an outlet mall. I watched on tape delay.813856[/snapback] The CFL sells Jerseys? Living in Canada, I don't think I have ever seen anyone wearing a CFL Jersey, not even a Rick Williams one.
silvermike Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 The Bills lost because the Sabres are hogging all the talent in town.
The Poojer Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 well duh....Buddy Jesus is Canadien and he likes hockey more than football...I can't believe you didnt know that! what a maroon! How do you explain the Sabres 8-0 start? Buddy Jesus is on Sabresspace.com too. Can't knock the Savior... 813389[/snapback]
udonkey Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 here's where we can blame each other on why the Bills lost. I'll start.... The Bills lost because Udonkey came to the game. I don't think he's seen the Bills win in person yet this year. 813360[/snapback] Haha...as soon as I saw the thread, I thought it'd be about me. You're right...the last game I saw the Bills win in person was last year's home opener. I've been 0-5 since.
apuszczalowski Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 well duh....Buddy Jesus is Canadien and he likes hockey more than football...I can't believe you didnt know that! what a maroon! 813909[/snapback] Not Sabres Hockey, Last time I checked, it didn't look like he was on there side when almost the entire defence went down in the finals.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 The Bills lost, because they SUCK! 813810[/snapback] Hard to argue with that one...
The Poojer Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 See once again you have ignored the obvious...Buddy Jesus is like the media...he is a band wagon jumper! Not Sabres Hockey, Last time I checked, it didn't look like he was on there side when almost the entire defence went down in the finals. 813922[/snapback]
Just Jack Posted October 23, 2006 Author Posted October 23, 2006 because on 3rd and 2 the Bills corners give a 5 yard cushion. 813764[/snapback] The Bills lost, because they SUCK! 813810[/snapback] The Bills lost because they have to lose. It's a tradition. 813847[/snapback] The Bills lost because the Sabres are hogging all the talent in town. 813905[/snapback] Bzzz... incorrect answers from all of you. This thread is for blaming yourselves because you did not follow your normal gameday routine, or you know a fellow poster/friend/family member did something that screwed with Karma, causing the Bills to lose. For example, Cablelady did not take a limo to the game. Now, if she had booked one, then cancelled it at the last minute, maybe the Bills would have one. Instead, she drove herself and made it to the tailgate and into the stadium on time.
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