GoodBye Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 A couple of weeks ago? 814138[/snapback] Sadly...yes.
dib Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Skeleton walks into a bar and says: Give me a beer and a mop. Horse walks into a bar- bartender says- Why the long face? How do you tell girl ghosts from boy ghosts? Booooooobies.
inkman Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 What do you say to a girl with no breasts? Nothing.
Cugalabanza Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 What do you say to a girl with no breasts?Nothing. 814156[/snapback] You tell that joke to little kids?
Ramius Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 A couple of weeks ago? 814138[/snapback] that wasnt his finger he was trying to get her to pull.
ajzepp Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 that wasnt his finger he was trying to get her to pull. 814164[/snapback]
GoodBye Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 that wasnt his finger he was trying to get her to pull. 814164[/snapback]
Ramius Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 814231[/snapback] AHA! so the rumors AJ's been spreading ARE true!
The Senator Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 I've got a good one A priest, a Rabbi and a stripper walk into a bar............. 814116[/snapback] ...and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
GoodBye Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 AHA! so the rumors AJ's been spreading ARE true! 814236[/snapback] I'm afraid of what those might be!
apuszczalowski Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 ...and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" 814240[/snapback] So you've heard that one before
Ramius Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 I'm afraid of what those might be! 814256[/snapback] i'm just trying to figure out how to get my girlfriend to do those things to me. And that thing with the other girl...WOW! I didnt actually think girls would do that to each other!
ajzepp Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 AHA! so the rumors AJ's been spreading ARE true! 814236[/snapback]
inkman Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 You tell that joke to little kids? 814162[/snapback] Not yet but whatcha think? I'll bet it will kill.
The Senator Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Skeleton walks into a bar and says: Give me a beer and a mop. Horse walks into a bar- bartender says- Why the long face? 814144[/snapback] So this duck walks into a bar, orders a drink, and says, "Put it on my bill." So this ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar, orders a drink, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Cugalabanza Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 Not yet but whatcha think? I'll bet it will kill. 814374[/snapback] You're probably right. There's a fine line between Cool Funny Uncle Inkman and Creepy Drunk Inappropriate Uncle Inkman, that's all I'm saying.
ieatcrayonz Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 You're probably right. There's a fine line between Cool Funny Uncle Inkman and Creepy Drunk Inappropriate Uncle Inkman, that's all I'm saying. 814408[/snapback] This one is about animals and kids like animals. John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundredyoung layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks). The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention
Cugalabanza Posted October 23, 2006 Posted October 23, 2006 This one is about animals and kids like animals. 814436[/snapback] ...and sometimes it's not a fine line at all. Really good joke though.
Cripes Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 What kind of shoes do chickens wear? Ree-buck-buck-bucks.
ajzepp Posted October 24, 2006 Posted October 24, 2006 What kind of shoes do chickens wear?Ree-buck-buck-bucks. 815152[/snapback] You have a great screen name, but that joke is just buh-buh-buh-bad
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