Draconator Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 It's her first joke, and she's very proud of it! "Why did the bannana go to the doctor? Because he's not peeling well!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 It's her first joke, and she's very proud of it! "Why did the bannana go to the doctor? Because he's not peeling well!" 812227[/snapback] Here's one you can tell her: "What did the watchdog say?" "Tick-Tock, Woof-Woof" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 My favorite dumb joke to tell kids: - Knock knock - Who's there? - The interrupting cow - The inte-- - MOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 In the Halloween spirit... And the Bills horror story What do you call an artsy pumpkin? An avant gourd. Oh, crap the 2nd half started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Banana-nana-nana! Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Banana-nana-nana! Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange Who Orange-a glad I didn't say Banana-nana-nana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Here's my three year old's repertoire: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy. Knock Knock Who's there? Cow Cow Who? No owls who cows moo. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Why did the chewing gum cross the road?It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's shoe. 813887[/snapback] Why did the monkey cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 If you're an American before you go into the bathroom, and an American when you get out of the bathroom, what are you while you're IN the bathroom? Youre-a-peein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 My favorite dumb joke to tell kids: - Knock knock - Who's there? - The interrupting cow - The inte-- - MOOOO! 812457[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 What's brown and sticky? A stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 You guys need to work harder with your children to instill an appreciation of potty humor in your boys from an early age, and an "ewwwwww, that's GROSS!" response from your girls. Deviating from this plan may compromise the ability of future generations to pratice this time tested ritual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 My nephew likes this one: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive? A Toy-yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 You guys need to work harder with your children to instill an appreciation of potty humor in your boys from an early age, and an "ewwwwww, that's GROSS!" response from your girls. Deviating from this plan may compromise the ability of future generations to pratice this time tested ritual. 814079[/snapback] Brings back memories of growing up with 5 brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Theres this one i loved as a kid. What begins with an F, and ends with U-C-K? Fire Truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Brings back memories of growing up with 5 brothers. 814105[/snapback] Hey, Lana..... ....pull my finger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 I've got a good one A priest, a Rabbi and a stripper walk into a bar............. Wait, you said this is for children? Forget it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Hey, Lana.........pull my finger! 814115[/snapback] Not funny! That was one I fell for too many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Not funny! That was one I fell for too many times. 814118[/snapback] A couple of weeks ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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