Fezmid Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 you can do better than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" 811636[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 811653[/snapback] At least someone appreciated it. Unless you're laughing at me, and not the joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 At least someone appreciated it. Unless you're laughing at me, and not the joke... 811748[/snapback] I am laughing at the joke. I'll find something to laugh at you for later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 The Difference Between "Guts" and "Balls" "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the behind and having the balls to say, "You're next!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 At least someone appreciated it. Unless you're laughing at me, and not the joke... 811748[/snapback] I'm laughing at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted October 22, 2006 Author Share Posted October 22, 2006 I'm laughing at you. 812072[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 812082[/snapback] I was just teasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I was just teasing. 812096[/snapback] No she's not. I was chatting with AJ the other day and you should have heard some of the stuff he was saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 No she's not. I was chatting with AJ the other day and you should have heard some of the stuff he was saying... 812184[/snapback] You seem to talk to AJ WAY too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 You seem to talk to AJ WAY too much. 812232[/snapback] What?!? He's a fountain of information. Especially when it comes to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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