ieatcrayonz Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 With all of the confusion in the other thread and all of the unnecessary Ed bashing, I feel I must tell you who I really am. I do not come to this point easily because I value my animosity and hold it dear. My time with Lee taught me the ways of truth and how that is the only way. I admit being disorientated after I found Lee with dirty pictures of Marsika Carpsikova or whoever, but I have learned to separate the messenger and the message. Lee was not the second coming, no pun intended, as I originally thought. Her message was still clear. Because this is such an important thread, I must reciprocate that Capri Sun sucks and that it seems to have a grip on the moderators of this board. We must all find a way to unite and fight this battle. These comments alone will get this thread deleted so I hope you read it fast. You must decipher the clues below. A clue for the clues: Think "trilogy". So here is my true identity. I am a simple man but with great means. Until I met Lee I used those means to seek out and delight babes from all over the globe. Lee convinced me to concentrate on spreading the truth. I have learned much from Lee but remembered the truth is not the only thing that needs to be...... I seek to tell you all to not concentrate on my identity, but on your own. I long for the day when "Smokinandjokin" is merely "Jokin" because we all need lungs to be fruitful. I greatly miss Sammy and vow revenge against his evil twin. I have given the twin a code name of "Diablo" which means devil in Indonesian. I had nothing against Capri Sun until I tried in vein to open the packaging. I then realized their conspiracy. They are quite nefarious. I even have decided to help you seek truth by encoding my identity. I think this method is rather inventive. I especially like posts in this forum involving music. They help me to spread my great knowledge and to feel needed. I deem this thread to be important not because of who I am but because it will help you on a road of self discovery. I intimate many things in various threads, many of which are over your heads, but they are never in an effort to make anyone feel ignorant. I very much enjoy women. Oh wait, I already mentioned that above. I delay no further in telling you who the truth. In these clues you will find everything you need. I eventually broke down. Now you know all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I'll just sit here and relish in my continuing ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I'll just sit here and relish in my continuing ignorance. 811245[/snapback] we all relish it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 we all relish it. 811260[/snapback] Maybe even pickle relish it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Maybe even pickle relish it. 811266[/snapback] I wouldn't want to put aussie in a pickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I wouldn't want to put aussie in a pickle. 811271[/snapback] But you'd want to put.......nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I wouldn't want to put aussie in a pickle. 811271[/snapback] Yet the other way around is ok? I'm shocked! that is just wrong.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 why would anyone want to put pickle relish on aussie ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I wouldn't want to put aussie in a pickle. 811271[/snapback] rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 reddi wip is much better . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I'll just sit here and relish in my continuing ignorance. 811245[/snapback] It's a secret code. It's actually pretty creative. But ignorance is probably a better use of time in this case, frankly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I seek to tell you all to not concentrate on my identity, but on your own. I long for the day when "Smokinandjokin" is merely "Jokin" because we all need lungs to be fruitful. 811133[/snapback] Keep me out of this schit show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 Keep me out of this schit show. 811389[/snapback] I am simply looking out for your health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightRider Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I am a simple man but with great means. Until I met Lee I used those means to seek out and delight babes from all over the globe. Lee convinced me to concentrate on spreading the truth. I have learned much from Lee but remembered the truth is not the only thing that needs to be...... I seek to tell you all to not concentrate on my identity, but on your own. I long for the day when "Smokinandjokin" is merely "Jokin" because we all need lungs to be fruitful. I greatly miss Sammy and vow revenge against his evil twin. I have given the twin a code name of "Diablo" which means devil in Indonesian. I had nothing against Capri Sun until I tried in vein to open the packaging. I then realized their conspiracy. They are quite nefarious. I even have decided to help you seek truth by encoding my identity. I think this method is rather inventive. I especially like posts in this forum involving music. They help me to spread my great knowledge and to feel needed. I deem this thread to be important not because of who I am but because it will help you on a road of self discovery. I intimate many things in various threads, many of which are over your heads, but they are never in an effort to make anyone feel ignorant. I very much enjoy women. Oh wait, I already mentioned that above. I delay no further in telling you who the truth. In these clues you will find everything you need. I eventually broke down. Now you know all. 811133[/snapback] Of course, this proves, nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Maybe even pickle relish it. 811266[/snapback] Pickle...........juice...............hmmmmmm I think I've got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Of course, this proves, nothing... 811416[/snapback] It proves it's not BF. No way he's smart enough to do that. On the other hand, I knew it was a secret code...so maybe it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBillsFan Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Is this post anyway related to "Pre Pooping" excitement? I don’t believe you typed that! This should be pinned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 It proves it's not BF. No way he's smart enough to do that. 811445[/snapback] Exactly. On the other hand, I knew it was a secret code...so maybe it's me. 811445[/snapback] Oh that's just what you want us to think isn't it?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Of course, this proves, nothing... 811416[/snapback] You know you're just forcing Ed to draw the Robert Langdon out of himself and figure out the clues... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 With all of the confusion in the other thread and all of the unnecessary Ed bashing, I feel I must tell you who I really am. I do not come to this point easily because I value my animosity and hold it dear. My time with Lee taught me the ways of truth and how that is the only way. I admit being disorientated after I found Lee with dirty pictures of Marsika Carpsikova or whoever, but I have learned to separate the messenger and the message. Lee was not the second coming, no pun intended, as I originally thought. Her message was still clear. Because this is such an important thread, I must reciprocate that Capri Sun sucks and that it seems to have a grip on the moderators of this board. We must all find a way to unite and fight this battle. These comments alone will get this thread deleted so I hope you read it fast. You must decipher the clues below. A clue for the clues: Think "trilogy". So here is my true identity. I am a simple man but with great means. Until I met Lee I used those means to seek out and delight babes from all over the globe. Lee convinced me to concentrate on spreading the truth. I have learned much from Lee but remembered the truth is not the only thing that needs to be...... I seek to tell you all to not concentrate on my identity, but on your own. I long for the day when "Smokinandjokin" is merely "Jokin" because we all need lungs to be fruitful. I greatly miss Sammy and vow revenge against his evil twin. I have given the twin a code name of "Diablo" which means devil in Indonesian. I had nothing against Capri Sun until I tried in vein to open the packaging. I then realized their conspiracy. They are quite nefarious. I even have decided to help you seek truth by encoding my identity. I think this method is rather inventive. I especially like posts in this forum involving music. They help me to spread my great knowledge and to feel needed. I deem this thread to be important not because of who I am but because it will help you on a road of self discovery. I intimate many things in various threads, many of which are over your heads, but they are never in an effort to make anyone feel ignorant. I very much enjoy women. Oh wait, I already mentioned that above. I delay no further in telling you who the truth. In these clues you will find everything you need. I eventually broke down. Now you know all. 811133[/snapback] Here's what I came up with, but I think he messed up the next to last line. See if you take the total number of characters in the paragraph, divide by the number of sentence in each paragraph, add PI, and divide by the total number of words, count over that many characteres you get that message. However the next to last line he messed up and it should be an M It wasn't hard once I figured out the pattern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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