Good News, and, Bad News

[Dawgg]

Would his stats be better? Most probably...

 

But he still doesn't pose the threat to take it to the house on any play -- he simply does NOT have the speed. I was at the Falcons game last week and saw Dunn take a carry for a 90 yard TD. Had Willis run through that same identical hole, he would have been caught from behind after maybe a 25 yard gain.

 

That's not to say he isn't a good back... but I do agree with the original poster in that I'd take Maroney over Willis anyday.

 

Why doubt it?  Look at what he has done with horrible o-lines.

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[HereComesTheReignAgain]

Did I write something illegal? When did you get your board moderator license? Can you publish a list of what not to think and write? 

 

Willis #5, Maroney #25?  Hoorah!!! and great comparison i might add.  Willis, 6 games, Maroney, 5.  Willis 3.9 YPC, Maroney, 4.3 YPC.  I may be mistaken, but,  this ain't golf so Maroney trumps Willis in YPC.  If Willis is your man, fine.  I like to reach a little higher though.

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You didn't write something illegal, just very stupid.

[apuszczalowski]

But he still doesn't pose the threat to take it to the house on any play -- he simply does NOT have the speed.  I was at the Falcons game last week and saw Dunn take a carry for a 90 yard TD.  Had Willis run through that same identical hole, he would have been caught from behind after maybe a 25 yard gain..

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How would we know this? Willis's o-line has never been able to open up a hole like that for him to run through, maybe he would only go 25 yards, maybe after 5 he takes a nap, or maybe he does take it all the way in. The point is, we have never been able to see if this could happen cause he doesn't get holes like that here in Buffalo

[AJ1]

Reads more like bad news and bad news to me.

[Chilly]

Maroney's got skills, but I call bull sh-- on your being a doctor.

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Perhaps "Dr. Tooth" is a product, like Dr. Pepper.

 

As good ol Mitch Hedberg used to say, "Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper. But its a bull sh-- replica because dude didn't even get his degree. You know, the light version of Dr. Pepper? "It tastes just like regular dr. Pepper." Well, then you MESSED UP!"

[generaLee83]

First, the bad news.  After us all being bummed out over the Whipping in the Windy City and then the Meltdown in the Motor City, now we get to watch our beloved Bills take a beating from Belichicks Butt Berries coming off a bye week, hungry and salivating.  Come early, drink often, get drunk, and hopefully you'll pass out before kickoff.

 

But, there is a silver lining... the good news for those who attend or watch the game on the tube is that you will have the opportunity to see what a real stud at RB looks like.  I'm not being a smarta$$ either.  I hate the Pats as much as any other fan, but damn... this Laurence Maroney kid is the real deal.  He can run the football with authority... he's got power, speed, can make a defender miss, and can catch the rock.  I'm pretty sure that he can block too... or else Belichick wouldn't bother having him suit up.  He's a threat to take it to the house every time he touches it.  And, against the Bills run defense, he could cut loose a lot.  If he was on a team that didn't distribute the ball all over the place on offense, he'd be in the top 5 easily.  Laurence better cut those locks off though, because that's the only thing a defender is going to be able to latch onto once he gets past them.  Unless, of course he thinks he might enjoy the Troy Polamalu treatment.  TKO wouldn't do that... would he?

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Ummm, okay.

 

I have a feeling you are a Pats fan in disguise. Get off this board.

[Dawgg]

Did you watch the Jets game? Those holes were about 4 times the size of what Dunn ran through. If you don't believe me, watch the tape... he had wide open holes all day. Willis certainly racked up a ton of yards (a career best for him). But he's not a homerun threat. No way.

 

How would we know this? Willis's o-line has never been able to open up a hole like that for him to run through, maybe he would only go 25 yards, maybe after 5 he takes a nap, or maybe he does take it all the way in.

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[MDH]

Bad News: Dr. Trooth posts on TSW.

 

Good News: TSW has an ignore feature.

[BadDad]

Perhaps "Dr. Tooth" is a product, like Dr. Pepper. 

 

As good ol Mitch Hedberg used to say, "Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper. But its a bull sh-- replica because dude didn't even get his degree. You know, the light version of Dr. Pepper? "It tastes just like regular dr. Pepper." Well, then you MESSED UP!"

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My kids turned me on to Mitch a few years ago and he was one of the funniest guys I have ever seen or heard.

 

" I used to do drugs.....well I still do drugs, but I used to do drugs.....too."

 

" I had an ant farm, man those guys didn't grow nothin! Cmon, grow some carrots!! If I pull your legs off you look like snowmen."

 

" I heard a story about a woman who was born without arms. Her hands were literally attached to her shoulders and that was sad, but then they said Lola does not know the meaning of the word can't. That to me was ina way kinda worse ya know, because not only does she not have arms but she doesn't understand simple contractions. It's very easy Lola you just take two words, you put em together, then you take out the middle letters. Then you put in a comma....and you raise it up."

[Astrobot]

Want Some Hedburg?

 

My favorites:

· I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.

· My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

· I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out-of-order" sign. Just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

· One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger.

· Dr. Scholl is a doctor, which means he spent nine years in med school. That man wasted his time. It took him nine years to learn that cushions make shoes comfortable. I would have bought that stuff from a Mr. Scholl.

· My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

· I angered the clerk in a clothing shop today. She asked me what size I was and I said actual, because I am not to scale.

· I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap.

· I was in a casino, minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

· I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean.

· Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load sh-- into a truck.

· I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

· Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.

[BadDad]

Check it out. "I saw a seagull hangin out by a lake. I said... dude don't worry, I won't say sh..!"

 

" I bought a parrot and the parrot talked but it did not say I'm hungry...so it died."

 

Want Some Hedburg?

 

My favorites:

· I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.

· My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

· I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out-of-order" sign. Just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

· One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger.

· Dr. Scholl is a doctor, which means he spent nine years in med school. That man wasted his time. It took him nine years to learn that cushions make shoes comfortable. I would have bought that stuff from a Mr. Scholl.

· My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

· I angered the clerk in a clothing shop today. She asked me what size I was and I said actual, because I am not to scale.

· I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap.

· I was in a casino, minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

· I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean.

· Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load sh-- into a truck.

· I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

· Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.

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