#89 Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Subject: Men vs Women DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish...................................49. Adventurous...........................Slept with everyone. Athletic.................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful................................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure...............On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free spirit.............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former slut. New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No B low Jobs. Open-minded........................Desperate. Outgoing...............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional...... ...................B word. Voluptuous...... ....................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate.................Stalker. WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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buckeyemike Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 This board never ceases to amaze me...man, was that ever funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 MEN'S ENGLISH: 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 807824[/snapback] its funny cuz its true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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