#89 Posted October 17, 2006 Posted October 17, 2006 Subject: Men vs Women DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish...................................49. Adventurous...........................Slept with everyone. Athletic.................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful................................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure...............On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free spirit.............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former slut. New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No B low Jobs. Open-minded........................Desperate. Outgoing...............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional...... ...................B word. Voluptuous...... ....................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate.................Stalker. WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
buckeyemike Posted October 17, 2006 Posted October 17, 2006 This board never ceases to amaze me...man, was that ever funny.
/dev/null Posted October 17, 2006 Posted October 17, 2006 MEN'S ENGLISH: 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 807824[/snapback] its funny cuz its true
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