Dan Gross Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 Dysentery?Botulism? 801785[/snapback] e-coli. Dinner is a spinach salad.
EC-Bills Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 wonder who could it be..... 801750[/snapback] Hmm...let me guess... Some hot blonde chick?
erynthered Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 801859[/snapback] Whats on the agenda for after dinner? Any Dessert?
EC-Bills Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 OMG, AJ just told me who it really is via PM. It's CTM!
ajzepp Posted October 11, 2006 Author Posted October 11, 2006 Meatloaf? 801876[/snapback] He's a bit TOO curvy
ajzepp Posted October 11, 2006 Author Posted October 11, 2006 Whats on the agenda for after dinner? Any Dessert? 801880[/snapback] gonna have to limit the dessert since I promised her mom that I would behave myself
EC-Bills Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 He's a bit TOO curvy 801882[/snapback] Yeah, but he'll do anything for love
ajzepp Posted October 11, 2006 Author Posted October 11, 2006 Yeah, but he'll do anything for love 801884[/snapback] I'll take that into consideration
EC-Bills Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 gonna have to limit the dessert since I promised her mom that I would behave myself 801883[/snapback] That's funny. I don't recall Lana promising her mom that *she* had to behave herself....
Mile High Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 Coming to dinner..... From Oregon to Hotlanta? Hmmmmmmmmm. Awesome, good for you my friend. Are you cooking or are you two going out on the town? Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do!
ajzepp Posted October 11, 2006 Author Posted October 11, 2006 That's funny. I don't recall Lana promising her mom that *she* had to behave herself.... 801889[/snapback] LOL! You are very good at this!
erynthered Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 Any of these ites on the menu tonight? Aniseed A very popular aphrodisiac with many culinary uses. It has been used as an aphrodisiac since the Greeks and the Romans, who believed aniseed had special powers. Sucking on the seeds is said to increases your desire. Asparagus Given it's phallic shape, asparagus is frequently enjoyed as an aphrodisiac food. Feed your lover boiled or steamed spears for a sensuous experience. The Vegetarian Society suggests "eating asparagus for three days for the most powerful affect". Almond A symbol of fertility throughout the ages. The aroma is thought to induce passion in a female. Try serving Marzipan (almond paste) in the shapes of fruits for a special after-dinner treat. Arugula Arugula or "rocket" seed has been documented as an aphrodisiac since the first century A.D. This ingredient was added to grated orchid bulbs and parsnips and also combined with pine nuts and pistachios. Arugula greens are frequently used in salads and pasta. Avocado The Aztecs called the avocado tree "Ahuacuatl which translated means "testicle tree". The ancients thought the fruit hanging in pairs on the tree resembled the male's testicles. This is a delicious fruit with a sensuous texture. Serve in slices with a small amount of Balsamic vinegar and freshly ground pepper. Bananas The banana flower has a marvelous phallic shape and is partially responsible for popularity of the banana as an aphrodisiac food. An Islamic myth tells the tale that after Adam and Eve succumbed to the "Apple" they started covering their "nudity" with banana leaves rather than fig. From a more practical standpoint bananas are rich in potassium and B vitamins, necessities for sex hormone production. Basil (sweet basil) Is said to stimulate the sex drive and boost fertility. It is also said to produce a general sense of well being for body and mind. Broccoli Rabe (And Other Mustard Greens) The ground seeds of various plants in the brassica family were believed to increase virility. In the case of broccoli rabe its more likely a myth created to get people to eat this bitter vegetable. Chocolate The Aztecs referred to chocolate "nourishment of the Gods". Chocolate contains chemicals thought to effect neurotransmitters in the brain and a related substance to caffeine called theobromine. Chocolate contains more antioxidant (cancer preventing enzymes) than does red wine. The secret for passion is to combine the two. Try a glass of Cabernet with a bit of dark chocolate for a sensuous treat or let us temp you with our recipe for Chocolate Espresso Pots de creme. Carrots Another good reason to eat carrots--believed to be a stimulant to the male. The phallus shaped carrot has been associated with stimulation since ancient times and was used by early Middle Eastern royalty to aid seduction. High vitamins and beta-carotene. Perhaps a justification for a piece of carrot cake? Coffee Caffeine is a well-know stimulant but remember, too much and it becomes a depressant. Serve small amounts of rich dark coffee in special little demitasse cups. Coffee stimulates both the body and the mind so partake of a little in preparation for an "all-nighter". Coriander (Cilantro seed) The book of The Arabian nights tells a tale of a merchant who had been childless for 40 years and but was cured by a concoction that included coriander. That book is over 1000 years old so the history of coriander as an aphrodisiac dates back far into history. Cilantro was also know to be used as an "appetite" stimulant. Figs An open fig is thought to emulate the female sex organs and traditionally thought of as sexual stimulant. A man breaking open a fig and eating it in front of his lover is a powerful erotic act. Serve fresh Black Mission figs in a cool bowl of water as it is done in Italy and be sure to eat with your fingers! Garlic The 'heat' in garlic is said to stir sexual desires. Make sure you and your partner share it together. Garlic has been used for centuries to cure everything from the common cold to heart ailments. This is a good time for moderation. Enjoy a pasta with a lightly garlicky sauce and it and lead up to something spicy in the bedroom later. Ginger Ginger root raw, cooked or crystallized is a stimulant to the circulatory system. Perhaps a stir-fry with freshly grated ginger can stir something spicy up in the bedroom later. Honey Many medicines in Egyptian times were based on honey including cures for sterility and impotence. Medieval seducers plied their partners with Mead, a fermented drink made from honey. Lovers on their "Honeymoon" drank mead and it was thought to s "sweeten" the marriage. Liquorice (licorice) The Chinese have used licorice for medicinal purposes since ancient times. The essence of the Glycyrrhiza glabra (licorice) plan, glycrrhizin, is 50 time sweeter than sugar. Chewing on bits of licorice root is said to enhance love and lust. It is particularly stimulating to woman. Mustard Believed to stimulate the sexual glands and increase desire. Prepare a tenderloin roast (filet mignon) for two with a mustard and peppercorn sauce. Nutmeg Nutmeg was highly prized by Chinese women as an aphrodisiac. In quantity nutmeg can produce a hallucinogenic effect. A light sprinkling of the spice in a warm pumpkin soup can help spice up your evening. Oysters Oysters were documented as a aphrodisiac food by the Romans in the second century A.D as mentioned in a satire by Juvenal. He described the wanton ways of women after ingesting wine and eating "giant oysters". An additional hypotheses is that the oyster resembles the "female" genitals. In reality oysters are a very nutritious and high in protein. Pine Nuts Zinc is a key mineral necessary to maintain male potency and pine nuts are rich in zinc. Pine nuts have been used to stimulate the libido as far back as Medieval times. Serve pine nut cookies with a dark espresso for a stimulating dessert. Pineapple Rich in vitamin C and and is used in the homeopathic treatment for impotence. Add a spear to a sweet Rum drink for a tasty prelude to an evening of passion. Raspberries and Strawberries Perfect foods for hand feeding your lover. "Both invite love and are described in erotic literature as fruit nipples" Both are high in vitamin C and make a sweet light dessert. Truffles The Greeks and the Romans considered the rare Truffle to be an aphrodisiac. The musky scent is said to stimulate and sensitize the skin to touch. Vanilla The scent and flavor of vanilla is believed to increase lust. According to the Australian Orchid Society, "Old Totonac lore has it that Xanat, the young daughter of the Mexican fertility goddess, loved a Totonac youth. Unable to marry him due to her divine nature, she transformed herself into a plant that would provide pleasure and happiness." Fill tall Champagne glasses to the rim and add a vanilla bean for a heady, bubbly treat. Wine A glass or two of wine can greatly enhance a romantic interlude. Wine relaxes and helps to stimulate our senses. Drinking wine can be an erotic experience. Let your eyes feast on the color of the liquid. Caress the glass, savor the taste on your lips. Do remember that excessive alcohol will make you too drowsy for the after-dinner romance. A moderate amount of wine has been said to "arouse" but much more than that amount with have the reverse affect.
EC-Bills Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 LOL! You are very good at this! 801897[/snapback] Like I said before, I am here to help
ajzepp Posted October 11, 2006 Author Posted October 11, 2006 Coming to dinner..... From Oregon to Hotlanta? Hmmmmmmmmm. Awesome, good for you my friend. Are you cooking or are you two going out on the town? Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do! 801895[/snapback] I wouldn't be so cruel as to subject her to my (lack of)culinary prowess I had actually bought a couple tickets to the Amos Lee concert tomorrow, and she said she'd love to come out and go with me, so she's on the way! We're gonna hang out for a few days and then she'll fly back on Sunday. She also seems to think she can beat me in tennis, so I guess we'll have to see....
Mile High Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 Bananas The banana flower has a marvelous phallic shape Someone serioulsy typed this on their website?
ajzepp Posted October 11, 2006 Author Posted October 11, 2006 Any of these ites on the menu tonight? 801898[/snapback] Wow!!
Mile High Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 I wouldn't be so cruel as to subject her to my (lack of)culinary prowess I had actually bought a couple tickets to the Amos Lee concert tomorrow, and she said she'd love to come out and go with me, so she's on the way! We're gonna hang out for a few days and then she'll fly back on Sunday. She also seems to think she can beat me in tennis, so I guess we'll have to see.... 801901[/snapback] Let her win man let her win.
ajzepp Posted October 11, 2006 Author Posted October 11, 2006 Let her win man let her win. 801904[/snapback] I used to let my ex-wife do that all the time.....I don't know, I think I need to just go ahead and beat her into submission!
ajzepp Posted October 11, 2006 Author Posted October 11, 2006 Oh, by the way, for my 8000th post, I'd like to say.....whatever it was I said 18 posts ago.
stuckincincy Posted October 11, 2006 Posted October 11, 2006 Any of these ites on the menu tonight? 801898[/snapback] Pressurized cheese in the squirt can oozed onto wavy potatoe chips, full sized Baby Ruth bars with club soda to fizz and swish out the mouth, and a pint of Southern Comfort is all one really needs.
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