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(Gilligans Island)

 

Well sit right here and you’ll hear a tale

A tale of a fugged up trip

That started with Tom Donaho

And his drafting of some crips

 

The OC was a clueless dolt

The Coach at best unsure

The Williams and the Gilbride days

Made game days pretty poor

 

Game days pretty poor.

 

The seasons started getting tough

The coaching staff got tossed

If not for a punter with a golden foot

Excitement would be lost

 

Excitement would be lost

 

Now here we sit all stranded

on some fugged up stadium aisle

with Mikey M…

And Bledsoe too…

The offense

And their whines

The buffet star

And the rest

 

Are fugged at One Bills Drive

 

Well…I’m about out of gas. :lol:

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Who the hell is BiB?

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That's it? Who the hell is BiB? I open this thread specifically because I see that you are the last poster and this is what I get?

 

Keyrist! You got a pass on Ellen, but now this?

 

I feel like I don't even know you any more.

 

Who is POOJER?

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Gloomy Times.

Any time you need a Touchdown.

Gloomy Times.

Any time you need a defensive sack.

Gloomy Times.

Any time you're behind by twenty.

 

Not getting first downs, oline are assclowns.

Henry barely stays up on his two feet,

Missing a blitz pick-up when he can.

 

QB cant even hand the ball off.

Gloomy Times.

Never see the playoffs.

Gloomy Times.

Poor drafting and TD's job still surviving.

Gloomy Times.

Weak ass swinging wide defensive line

Gloomy Times.

Ain't we lucky we got 'em

Gloomy Times.

 

 

 

/got nuthin :lol:

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To the tune of Fight For Your Right (To Party)

 

You yell for Drew to move, but he's just too slow

And while lying on his back he can't make a throw.

The line can't block, backs can't pick up the blitz

Josh Reed ain't no good, and the tight ends are the pits.

 

Watching this team...makes me drink....BA-CARDI.

 

Now watching this team is such a drag

Instead of playbooks, our guys read porno mags

My wife busts in and yells "What's that noise?!"

Oh honey, it's me yelling about another loss for the boys.

 

 

Watching this team...makes me drink....BA-CARDI.

 

I'll kick you out of the Ralph if that's the uniforms you're gonna wear

I wish Mr. Wilson would fire the GM with the stupid silver hair.

A couple of free agents don't make up for poor drafts

After each game I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

 

Watching this team...makes me drink....BA-CARDI.

 

 

(OK...I don't think I'll be in the sequel for 8 Mile, but I thought this soundtrack needed a little rap, so we could appeal to our younger audience.)

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(WELCOME BACK KOTTER THEME)

 

Another sack, The playoffs again look in doubt.

Another sack, Jonas Jennings is out.

The names seem to change yet Drew still has defenders all around,

Three steps back and soon he'll be on the ground.

Who's gonna play on the line now? (Who's gonna play on the line now?)

Maybe we should try a snow plow! (Maybe we should try a snow plow)

Yeah we complain a lot cause it's a real weak spot, another sack,

Another sack, another sack, another sack.

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First verse: Twinkle Twinkle little star

 

 

Fumble Fumble little ball,

How I wonder about that call.

Up behind the porous line,

Like a statue with no time.

Bumble Bumble our qb,

There go the Pats, another TD.

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Beatles's - Yesterday

 

 

 

Yesterday, all my Bill's troubles seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they’re here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday.

 

Suddenly, We're not half the team we used to be,

There’s a linebacker hanging over me.

Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

 

Why Kelly had to go I don’t know he woldn’t say.

I said dont go now, now I long for yesterday.

 

Yesterday, football was such an easy game to play.

Now I need a place to hide away.

Oh, I believe in yesterday.

 

Mm mm mm mm mm.

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(Let it Be) (More Beatles-Great mind think alike Eryn)

 

When you find a safety,

In your pass route

Going straight for Bledsoes knees

Don’t bother trying blocking,

Let him be

 

I’ve just broke of my post route

And the ball is coming straight for me

I’m not gonna catch it,

Let it be

 

Let it be, let it be…

Let it be, let it be

A comedy of errors,

Let it be

 

Travis muffed the handoff,

And the blitz is coming right at me

Moulds is triple covered,

Let it be

 

And in my hour of darkness

While they peel them all off of me

Let Losman be the answer

Let it be

 

Let it be, let it be

Let it be, let it be

 

Can’t take one more concussion, let it be.

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First verse: Twinkle Twinkle little star

Fumble Fumble little ball,

How I wonder about that call.

Up behind the porous line,

Like a statue with no time.

Bumble Bumble our qb,

There go the Pats, another TD.

57904[/snapback]

 

That's funny. :lol:

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(Gilligans Island)

 

Well sit right here and you’ll hear a tale

A tale of a fugged up trip

That started with Tom Donaho

And his drafting of some crips

 

The OC was a clueless dolt

The Coach at best unsure

The Williams and the Gilbride days

Made game days pretty poor

 

Game days pretty poor.

 

The seasons started getting tough

The coaching staff got tossed

If not for a punter with a golden foot

Excitement would be lost

 

Excitement would be lost

 

Now here we sit all stranded

on some fugged up stadium aisle

with Mikey M…

And Bledsoe too…

The offense

And their whines

The buffet star

And the rest

 

Are fugged at One Bills Drive

 

Well…I’m about out of gas.  :lol:

57817[/snapback]

 

 

now thats good stuff..

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now thats good stuff..

57940[/snapback]

 

What. The song or the part about being out of gas? I got my second wind. you're welcome to join in-just try for a tune us old guys know.

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Jack The Idiot Dunce

By the Kinks

Ray Davies

 

 

Who's the fool with the cross-eyed stare,

The turned up nose and moronic glare?

Who's that simpleton standing over there?

Drew, Drew the Idiot Dunce.

 

Who's that dumb-looking freckle-faced runt?

Drew, Drew the Idiot Dunce.

He walks like his feet are on back to front,

Drew, Drew the Idiot Dunce.

 

When he waddles down the field he looks kind of queer,

Drew, Drew the Idiot Dunce,

'Cos he's got two left feet and taxi-door ears,

Drew, Drew the Idiot Dunce.

 

And when we cry at the passes he throws,

Drew just smiles 'cos he don't care.

He's a fool! He's a ninny!

He's a twit! He's a chump!

The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce.

 

Who is always the bottom of the class?

Drew, Drew the Idiot Dunce.

Who's a fool? Who's a boob?

Who's a kook and an ass?

Drew, Drew the Idiot Dunce.

 

When we take examinations he never gets a pass,

Drew, Drew the Idiot Dunce.

And we all put him down 'cos he can't think fast,

Drew, Drew the Idiot Dunce.

We ridicule him and punch him around,

But Drew just laughs and falls to the ground,

The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce.

 

Yeah, he's so uncoordinated.

Whoa, and so disorientated,

And when we have a football game

You ought to see that idiot bop

And his arms and his legs

Seem to have minds of their own,

And you don't need brains

To have educated muscles and bones.

 

Yeah, you ought to see him dance

He moves like he's in a trance,

And when we have a football game

You ought to see that idiot pat pat pat,

And he's finally proved

That you don't need a high I.Q.

To make your body move.

Now he's created a dance that everybody's trying to do.

Drew, Drew the Idiot Dunce.

 

Do the Idiot Dunce.

All right put your finger on your nose,

Now cross those eyes.

Put your hands on your hips,

Now wriggle your backside.

Yes, we got you dancing

To the Idiot Drew

From your head to the tips of your toes.

 

Now the whole world's doing it and everybody knows,

Drew, Drew the Idiot Dunce.

He's a real cool cat and a real gone groove,

Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.

 

And thefans go crazy when he starts to move,

Drew the Idiot Dunce

Now Drew a success he's got nothing to prove,

pat pat pat pat

 

Even though Drew is dim

His mother is so proud of him.

Hey, who's that groovy looking dude

Dancing with all the chicks?

The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce.

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Brady Bunch

 

Here's the story, of a GM named Tommy

Who was screwing up three drafts in a row

All his picks had a high motor, but they lacked brain cells

So we signed Schoebel with lots of dough

 

Here's the story, of a guy named Ralphie

Who's foot was nearly halfway in the grave

All he wanted was a trophy for his city

Before his team moved away...

 

Then the one day when the GM saw a statue

And said "That's the next leader of our team"

So he put him with a line that can't block Grandma

And watched Drew's clock get cleaned..

 

The Bills just suck!

They really suck!

We're oh and three and our team just really sucks!

 

 

 

RunTheBall

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(Movin on up-from the Jeffersons)

 

Well we're movin on up,

To the goal line.

To a try at six we ain’t done that before.

Movin on up

To the goal line.

We finally got to knock at the door.

 

1st and one is a fumble;

2 and 9 is a hold.

3-19 is a pass play

Shidt, this is gettin’ old

Williams whiffs on the pass rush

Teagues flat on his ass.

Drew steps back, Drew goes down

We’re out of Lindell’s range...

 

Well we're movin on up,

To the 40.

We’re gonna punt the football far aside.

Here’s the runback

Oh not again-no.

It’s 90 yards and six, I’m gonna die!

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