_BiB_ Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Tom Had a GM job in Pitt and man it sure did bomb. Then one day he was looking for some fools… And up from the North came a bunch of Buff’lo Bills. Well first thing you know old Tom’s the GM heir. League all laughed, said “no way you win up there!” Said “Kaliforny is the place you ought to be.) Bills got New York Jets, the Pats and Miami” Bills they is…Super Bowls…Super Fans… Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Bills and all their fans. We’ve filled the team slap up with high priced duds and old has beens. You’re all invited back again to this menagerie… To watch another train wreck starting out at 0 and 3. Y’all throw up now, ya here? GO BILLS! Beat the Jets! Y’all watch MNF last night? (Beverly Hillbillies)
stuckincincy Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Excellent!!! "You draft sixteen bums, whadda ya get? another shot season and saddled with debt. Saint Tommie don't ya draft me 'cause I won't go... Your pansy-filled line can't block a d*mn soul.." etc.
_BiB_ Posted October 5, 2004 Author Posted October 5, 2004 End zone. Meet the end zone. It’s the thing down there that you can’t see. From the 40 yard line. It’s a page right out of history. Hand off- dammit Travis please run right Pass rush-great, I now see yellow lights. End zone. Meet the end zone. It’s a 2 and goal reverse time. A missed attempt time. We’ll have a false start TIME! (Flinstones)
Bill from NYC Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Then Tom drafted Travis in a move that looked like gold. Until he went and had sex with a 10 year old. He gives away the ball, wont block nor catch a pass, And when we need a big play he just falls on his ass. Stupid he is, Travis Gump, Hen-a-ry.
_BiB_ Posted October 5, 2004 Author Posted October 5, 2004 Then Tom drafted Travis in a move that looked like gold. Until he went and had sex with a 10 year old. He gives away the ball, wont block nor catch a pass, And when we need a big play he just falls on his ass. Stupid he is, Travis Gump, Hen-a-ry. 57436[/snapback] THAT'S the spirit! Keep 'em coming folks.
stuckincincy Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 This Old Man, he draft one, He draft one with knee that's bum. With a knick knack paddywack, give the fans a bone, TD Man can't win at home.
#89 Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 COKE I'd like to teach the Bills to win with passing and running to block a punt, to make third down to make this whole board proud. It's the real thing WINNING it's the way it SHOULD be With the BILLS hope it won't be to long before it's happening.
Bill from NYC Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 This Old Man, he draft one,He draft one with knee that's bum. With a knick knack paddywack, give the fans a bone, TD Man can't win at home. 57484[/snapback] This old man, He's named Tom. Drafted Williams, what a bomb. With a few Big Macs and a case or 2 of beers, Our cap's shot for many years.
PastaJoe Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Ring around the QB, A pocket that's collapsing, Blitzes, blitzes, And Drew falls down! Hey diddle, diddle, The blitz up the middle, And the QB is facing a wall. A lousy call, Drew takes a fall, And Seymour runs away with the ball. 4th and 3, 4th and 3, See how they run, see how they run, The QB's going to run to the right, But Drew looked up and had a big fright, Oh and 3, oh and 3.
_BiB_ Posted October 5, 2004 Author Posted October 5, 2004 Boy the way Jim Kelly played Back in our old glory days Jeeze a bet was easily made Those were the days. They knew to find the end zone then. Never feared a 4th and ten. We could use some guys like Thurman, Andre and Tasker again. Didn’t need no Pittsburgh greats Everybody pulled their weight Gee the old K-gun ran great… Those were the days! (All in the Family)
#89 Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Dear songsters - a tune hint before the lyrics is helpful. These are great. When is the CD being released?
_BiB_ Posted October 5, 2004 Author Posted October 5, 2004 (Desperado) Hey Drew Bledsoe, You’re knocked clear out of your senses That line ain’t no fences-for too long now Well you’re a tough one-but we fans all have our reasons To salvage the season-maybe you should sit down Do your feet go dead when it’s playing time- “To execute” is a dead horse whine It’s hard to throw a touchdown from your knees You miss receivers high and low And where the h.e.l.l did Travis go?, oh please… Hey Drew Bledsoe, you just ain’t getting’ no younger Us fans have a hunger, for just a few wins It’s been a long time, since we’ve had Superbowl Sunday Instead we B word Monday…WE JUST WANT A FUNDAY! It’s always a crumb Day We just want back our heyday For just one more time
Beerball Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 I've been working on the Bills all the live long day I've been working on the Bills just to pith the time away Can't you see the record tumble Number 1 pick given away Can't you hear the fans a'shouting Tommy, blow it out your ass Tommy blow it out your ass Tommy blow it out your ass Tommy blow it out your asssssssss Tommy blow it out your ass Tommy blow it out your ass Tommy blow it out your asssssssss Someone's in the kitchen with Tommy Someone's in the kitchen I knowowowowowowowow Someone's in the kitchen with Tommy Strummin on the old skin flute and singing Fie, fi, fiddly i o Fie, fi, fiddly i o Fie, fi, fiddly i o God he's screwed the pooch again
_BiB_ Posted October 5, 2004 Author Posted October 5, 2004 Keep 'em comin' boys and girls. We need enough for four sets.
KD in CA Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Boy the way Jim Kelly playedBack in our old glory days Jeeze a bet was easily made Those were the days. They knew to find the end zone then. Never feared a 4th and ten. We could use some guys like Thurman, Andre and Tasker again. Didn’t need no Pittsburgh greats Everybody pulled their weight Gee the old K-gun ran great… Those were the days! (All in the Family) 57538[/snapback] I got that one immediately....starting singing it in my head with Archie and Edith voice. Friggin classic!!!
erynthered Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 I dont care how much money I gotta spend. Got to get back to the glory days again Lonely days are back, I'm going home. Teddy wrote me a letter Well he wrote me a letter said the Bill's would be back. Listen to me Bill's fans, I got to get back to the glory days again. ANYWAY!! yeah, Give me a ticket to a Bills game, Aint got time to take a fast train. Lonely Days are back, I'm a going home, Teddy wrote me a letter.
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