I'm in the mood for a beer, but...

[Just Jack]

and it's raining out so I don't feel like going out. What should I crack open?

[KD in CA]

send the wife

[Beerball]

A cab will help you pass a rainy night.

[Just Jack]

send the wife

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The wife is sick in bed, so I've got the whole bottle to myself.

[Just Jack]

A cab will help you pass a rainy night.

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I could roll down the hill to the store faster than a cab would get here. It's just the walk back I don't like.

[The Senator]

Crack the cab, then the Shiraz.

[Chef Jim]

Flora Springs is the best one you have there.

[GoodBye]

All of the above??

[Beerball]

I could roll down the hill to the store faster than a cab would get here. It's just the walk back I don't like.

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sorry, i meant cabernet. don't drink and drive a cab

[smokinandjokin]

Fire down the doobie.

[Just Jack]

Fire down the doobie.

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Nope, not my thing. Never have, never will.

[IDBillzFan]

You don't have any beer in your house?

 

WTF is that?

 

Do you have water? Do you have electricity? Do you have windows, a roof and some doors? You have all the necessities of a home except the one thing no home should be without?!?

 

Shame on you. No wonder your wife is sick. I'm sick just thinking about it, too.

 

Get ye out and stock up, man.

 

(Once again, the world would be a better place if I was in charge.)

[KRC]

No Thunderbird? What the hell kind of wine cellar do you have?

[Just Jack]

You don't have any beer in your house?

WTF is that?

Do you have water? Do you have electricity? Do you have windows, a roof and some doors? You have all the necessities of a home except the one thing no home should be without?!?

Shame on you. No wonder your wife is sick. I'm sick just thinking about it, too.

Get ye out and stock up, man.

(Once again, the world would be a better place if I was in charge.)

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Ok, I lied. Here's my actual home and all I really had to drink was this. And here's my wife.

[ieatcrayonz]

What did you settle on? Let me guess.

 

Capri Sun.

 

[tennesseeboy]

Flora Springs is the best one you have there.

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I agree.

[Dan Gross]

Has mead come a knockin' at your door yet?

[mead107]

Has mead come a knockin' at your door yet?

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jack, what ever you did not drink i will take off your hands . just put next to back door and i will pick up later . wish i had seen this last night could have saved my bottle of black opal chardonnay

[stuckincincy]

Open 'em all, and dump them in a bowl with some cut-up oranges and some maraschino cherries. Shake in a little nutmeg.

 

Drink with a straw.