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1. Get dressed

2. Find keys

3. Get into car

4. Start car

5. Drive car

6. Stop at sports bar

7. Go into Bar

8. Demand Bills to be put on TV

9. Order Beer

10. Enjoy game

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Ok, here's what I did

 

1. Called Rkfast

2. Told him TV not working

3. Explained that due to technical difficulties, we would have to watch the game at his Mother-in-laws

4. Got splicing tools, crimper and new connector thingys from drawer

5. Began making chili to go to in case the Mother-in-law thing was really gonna happen

6. Opened door as Rkfast arrived with the look of panic

7. Handed him the tools as described above

8. Continued making chili.

9. Heard a cheer as signal came on.

10. Told everyone on TBD that the problem was solved.

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Ok, here's what I did

 

1. Called Rkfast

2. Told him TV not working

3. Explained that due to technical difficulties, we would have to watch the game at his Mother-in-laws

4. Got splicing tools, crimper and new connector thingys from drawer

5. Began making chili to go to in case the Mother-in-law thing was really gonna happen

6. Opened door as Rkfast arrived with the look of panic

7. Handed him the tools as described above

8. Continued making chili.

9. Heard a cheer as signal came on.

10. Told everyone on TBD that the problem was solved.

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Sweet!

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Ok, here's what I did

 

1. Called Rkfast

2. Told him TV not working

3. Explained that due to technical difficulties, we would have to watch the game at his Mother-in-laws

4. Got splicing tools, crimper and new connector thingys from drawer

5. Began making chili to go to in case the Mother-in-law thing was really gonna happen

6. Opened door as Rkfast arrived with the look of panic

7. Handed him the tools as described above

8. Continued making chili.

9. Heard a cheer as signal came on.

10. Told everyone on TBD that the problem was solved.

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That threat works every time, for every man. :D

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Try repositioning the dish. It must have been moved somehow. In the maint. menus you get a signal meter and move the dish to pick up the signal.

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When we moved a few years ago, I made sure that thing was locked in solid, I terrified of heights, so I torqued the bolts so tight, the house would have to be lifted and moved "3 degrees" to make me actually lose a signal.

 

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RkFasts mother in law is here anyway.....

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