#89 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. WHATEVER It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU! Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology! And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 What does "Not tonight I have a headache." mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Does "no" really mean "no?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 What does "Not tonight I have a headache." mean? 790183[/snapback] only if she's got mace in her hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 You're assuming a lot there with that thread title darlin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 The mind of a woman is a dark, dark, terrible, dangerous thing. Just absolutely horrifying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 When she says "You have ruined my life you pathetic excuse for a human being" I thnk she really means, "pass the salt dear" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackur Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 You're assuming a lot there with that thread title darlin' 790219[/snapback] she's having trouble with her man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" 790172[/snapback] Oh, ain't that just the !@#$ing truth. Even my cats do that to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Oh, ain't that just the !@#$ing truth. Even my cats do that to me. 790318[/snapback] Same here. When your cats give you one of these you know you're really being a dipsh--. And I'm the king of dip$hittedness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Oh, ain't that just the !@#$ing truth. Even my cats do that to me. 790318[/snapback] Meow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunabbfan Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Men are not suppose to understand women and vice versa. This would take the fun out of the relationship. Yet, it has clearly been proven that women are better commuincators whether with words, body language, or the look. BTW men, when you stop doing behaviors you did to get us;what does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 see the problem is women try to teach us what they want, then once we "get it" you go and change the rules on us. it is a vicious circle that i do not "want" to participate in anymore.....until the next time WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. WHATEVER It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU! Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology! And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! 790172[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 BTW men, when you stop doing behaviors you did to get us;what does that mean? 790410[/snapback] It means the woman has stopped doing behaviors they did to keep us interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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