taterhill Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Joe Theismann. He's the color man and chief punk on that MNF announcing squad. Yeah, a hundred bucks of my own money for the first guy who really nails that creep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Joe Theismann. He's the color man and chief punk on that MNF announcing squad. Yeah, a hundred bucks of my own money for the first guy who really nails that creep. 786699[/snapback] I've got another $25. I'm sure Kornheiser will kick another $5. McGuire's probably good for a contribution, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted September 26, 2006 Author Share Posted September 26, 2006 I wish they would replace them with Nessler, Vermeil and Jaworski..They were good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted September 26, 2006 Author Share Posted September 26, 2006 I just raised it $200 for his latest...Mike Vick Ball Wash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCBongo Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Joe is not a smart man, but he does know football. No wait, he doesn't know football. Send him back to Sweeden where he belongs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I wish they would replace them with Nessler, Vermeil and Jaworski..They were good 786707[/snapback] Vermeil and Jaws...that would be a good booth. But hey, this could be worse. Imagine a Dierdorf-Theisman teaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Vermeil and Jaws...that would be a good booth. But hey, this could be worse. Imagine a Dierdorf-Theisman teaming. 786718[/snapback] Howd you like theismann's VABills math? N.O. is on their own 35, and need to get to the falcons 35 for a 52 yard FG attempt. According to Theismann, they needed to gain 40 yards to get in range for a 52 yarder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Howd you like theismann's VABills math? N.O. is on their own 35, and need to get to the falcons 35 for a 52 yard FG attempt. According to Theismann, they needed to gain 40 yards to get in range for a 52 yarder. 786725[/snapback] No one ever accused him of being a genius. A genius is someone like Norman Einstein. I want to see Joe and Holcomb's Arm discuss Losman's passing yardage yesterday. That would be interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catholic Guilt Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 No one ever accused him of being a genius. A genius is someone like Norman Einstein. I want to see Joe and Holcomb's Arm discuss Losman's passing yardage yesterday. That would be interesting... 786727[/snapback] Oh god - please don't get him started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nodnarb Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Joe Theismann. He's the color man and chief punk on that MNF announcing squad. Yeah, a hundred bucks of my own money for the first guy who really nails that creep. 786699[/snapback] What did he do, open his mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Joe Theismann. He's the color man and chief punk on that MNF announcing squad. Yeah, a hundred bucks of my own money for the first guy who really nails that creep. 786699[/snapback] Lawrence Taylor just called. He needs some blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Joe Theismann. He's the color man and chief punk on that MNF announcing squad. Yeah, a hundred bucks of my own money for the first guy who really nails that creep. 786699[/snapback] What did he say that has you all lathered up? I'm not a huge supporter of his but did see him give an hour live presentation in front of 400+ people about 7 years ago. He's a terrific speaker and the presentation was very interesting and very funny. He was given a standing ovation at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Hard to complain about any announcer after 3 hours of Randy Cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 What did he say that has you all lathered up? I'm not a huge supporter of his but did see him give an hour live presentation in front of 400+ people about 7 years ago. He's a terrific speaker and the presentation was very interesting and very funny. He was given a standing ovation at the end. 786749[/snapback] He flat out sucks. There is absolutely nothing even remotely terrific about him. You got some bad acid 7 years ago. That was JoeSixPack you were listening to, not theesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 He flat out sucks. There is absolutely nothing even remotely terrific about him. You got some bad acid 7 years ago. That was JoeSixPack you were listening to, not theesman. 786763[/snapback] I guess if you say he sucks, then he must suck. How could I argue with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I guess if you say he sucks, then he must suck. How could I argue with that? 786773[/snapback] My feeling exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounty_(chocolate_bar) Oh wait, my bad. Wrong bounty. And here I am thinking that'd be a neat trick nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 This just in, it's the receivers having a bad game, not Vick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolly Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Theismann is a cocky SOB who just spouts out at the mouth. By the way, did anyone happen to see the spike lee interview where he said, "and I wasn't even smokin!" That was amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Theisman is not likeable but at least he knows the game. The biggest fool on the tube, by far, is Brent Musberger. Cool Brent knows nothing about anything but the networks just keep wheeling him back out. Must be cool to be as cool as BM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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