Catholic Guilt Posted September 25, 2006 Author Posted September 25, 2006 JP is not the answer. We should have drafted Matt Leinhart. He knows how to win. He won a Heisman trophy and national championship. JP is no Jim Kelly. He should have thrown 5 TDs yesterday. Jim Kelly would have thrown 20 TDs in that wind. Jim Kelly would have never fumbled after those hits. Jim Kelly can make a meal from the dirt surrounding the Ralph and feed it to 20,000 hungry tailgaters. JP couldn't hold his jockstrap. How did I do?
Catholic Guilt Posted September 25, 2006 Author Posted September 25, 2006 So says the backup village idiot. 786212[/snapback] Okay that went over my head.
5 Wide Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 Okay that went over my head. 786219[/snapback] Well then....YOU'RE BACK IN THE RUNNING!!
syhuang Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 How did I do? 786217[/snapback] Pretty good, however you forgot to mention Leinart, Cutler, Quinn, or any other high first round QBs will be a immediate success in NFL and any QB needs time to develop is a bust.
Catholic Guilt Posted September 25, 2006 Author Posted September 25, 2006 We should have traded for Volek when we had the chance... We need Eric Moulds back on this team...
5 Wide Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 You see the problem I had with yesterdays performance has less to do with the results, but how we got there. First off, i'll address the touchdown. JP needs to have an idea of the situation around him. He needs to be able to feel the pocket breaking down around him and get rid of the football. We handed the Jets the game because Losman can't secure the ball or get it out on time. Now 325 yards looks good on paper, but only on paper. Losman continued to get bailed out by extraordinary second efforts on routine passes that most DIII quarterbacks could make. Now as for the wind playing a factor yesterday..I don't buy it at all. I was out there in the parking lot tailgating before the game and I had no trouble whatsoever throwing my Nerf Vortex Ball 45 yards on a line to my buddy....hell I even threaded the needle between two tents. JP simply isn't good enough, you take away that long TD to Parrish and his YPA drops to a pedestrian 5.7
IDBillzFan Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 You'll never be the BTOC (big tard on campus) until you say something brilliant like "the wheels are falling off this team" or "we could have won with Holcomb and Atrain starting."
Catholic Guilt Posted September 25, 2006 Author Posted September 25, 2006 You see the problem I had with yesterdays performance has less to do with the results, but how we got there. First off, i'll address the touchdown. JP needs to have an idea of the situation around him. He needs to be able to feel the pocket breaking down around him and get rid of the football. We handed the Jets the game because Losman can't secure the ball or get it out on time. Now 325 yards looks good on paper, but only on paper. Losman continued to get bailed out by extraordinary second efforts on routine passes that most DIII quarterbacks could make. Now as for the wind playing a factor yesterday..I don't buy it at all. I was out there in the parking lot tailgating before the game and I had no trouble whatsoever throwing my Nerf Vortex Ball 45 yards on a line to my buddy....hell I even threaded the needle between two tents. JP simply isn't good enough, you take away that long TD to Parrish and his YPA drops to a pedestrian 5.7 786226[/snapback] Did you get much of a pass rush? How many beers did you ingest?
5 Wide Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 Did you get much of a pass rush? How many beers did you ingest? 786234[/snapback] There was a van coming up behind me, but I felt it coming and got rid of the ball
Catholic Guilt Posted September 25, 2006 Author Posted September 25, 2006 There was a van coming up behind me, but I felt it coming and got rid of the ball 786235[/snapback] Are you interested in quarterbacking my beloved Buffalo Bills? They need some help because the wheels are falling off.
syhuang Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 Now as for the wind playing a factor yesterday..I don't buy it at all. I was out there in the parking lot tailgating before the game and I had no trouble whatsoever throwing my Nerf Vortex Ball 45 yards on a line to my buddy....hell I even threaded the needle between two tents. JP simply isn't good enough, you take away that long TD to Parrish and his YPA drops to a pedestrian 5.7 786226[/snapback] Have you sent your resume to Marv?
5 Wide Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 Have you sent your resume to Marv? 786241[/snapback] Why is he coaching now?
meazza Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 JP is not the answer. We should have drafted Matt Leinhart. He knows how to win. He won a Heisman trophy and national championship. JP is no Jim Kelly. He should have thrown 5 TDs yesterday. Jim Kelly would have thrown 20 TDs in that wind. Jim Kelly would have never fumbled after those hits. Jim Kelly can make a meal from the dirt surrounding the Ralph and feed it to 20,000 hungry tailgaters. JP couldn't hold his jockstrap.How did I do? 786217[/snapback] I don't really believe your retardedness.
syhuang Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 Why is he coaching now? 786248[/snapback] No, he is Bills GM. have you sent your resume to him? You sounds like a pretty good quarterback Now as for the wind playing a factor yesterday..I don't buy it at all. I was out there in the parking lot tailgating before the game and I had no trouble whatsoever throwing my Nerf Vortex Ball 45 yards on a line to my buddy....hell I even threaded the needle between two tents. JP simply isn't good enough, you take away that long TD to Parrish and his YPA drops to a pedestrian 5.7 786226[/snapback]
Catholic Guilt Posted September 25, 2006 Author Posted September 25, 2006 I don't really believe your retardedness. 786251[/snapback] Dammit. I'll do better. Promise.
Rayzer32 Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 If it makes you feel any better SC, I voted for you the past two weeks. Just kidding man.
meazza Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 Dammit. I'll do better. Promise. 786260[/snapback] A tard doesn't try. It just flows through him
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